Glengarry Glen Ross

Glengarry Glen Ross quotes

49 total quotes (ID: 754)

Dave Moss
John Williamson
Ricky Roma
Shelley Levene

You stupid ****ing ****. Hey, Williamson, I'm talking to you, shithead. You just cost me $6,000. Six thousand dollars, and one Cadillac. That's right. What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it, asshole? You're ****ing shit. Where did you learn your trade, you stupid ****ing ****, you idiot? Who ever told you that you could work with men?

**** you Dave, you know you got a big mouth. You make a close, the whole place stinks of your farts for a week. The amount you just ingested. Oh what a big man you are! "Hey, let me buy you a pack of gum - I'll show you how to chew it," ooh. Your pal closes and all that comes out of your mouth is bile. How ****ed up you are!

We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? [Holds up prize] Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.

WHAT YOU'RE HIRED FOR, is to help us... does that seem clear to you? TO HELP US, not to... ****-US-UP... to help men who are going out there to try to earn a living... You fairy. You company man.

You never open your mouth until you know what the shot is. You ****ing child.

These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads, and to you they're gold but you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you would be like throwing them away. They're for closers.

They say that it was so hot in downtown today, grown men were walking up to cops on street corners begging them to shoot.

You got the memory of a ****ing fly.

Your name is "You're Wanting", and you can't play the man's game, you can't close them, and then tell your wife your troubles. 'Cause only one thing counts in this world: get them to sign on the line which is dotted. You hear me you ****in' ****s?

Who's my pal, Ricky? And what are you? What, what are you, Bishop Sheen? What are you, friend of the working man? Big deal! **** YOU.

That guy's a ****in' asshole. Anybody who talks to that asshole is a ****in' asshole.

You ever take a dump, made you feel like you just slept for twelve hours?

Yes, well that's very cute, but you're running this office like a bunch of bullshit.

Williamson! Williamson! Put me on the board! Put me on the Cadillac board!

What the hell are you? You're a ****in' secretary. **** you. That's my message to ya: **** you and kiss my ass and if you don't like it, baby, I'm going across the street to Jerry Graff, period, **** you.