Glengarry Glen Ross quotes

49 total quotes

Blake
Dave Moss
John Williamson
Ricky Roma
Shelley Levene

View Quote Because I don't like you.

View Quote You stupid ****ing ****. Hey, Williamson, I'm talking to you, shithead. You just cost me $6,000. Six thousand dollars, and one Cadillac. That's right. What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it, asshole? You're ****ing shit. Where did you learn your trade, you stupid ****ing ****, you idiot? Who ever told you that you could work with men?

View Quote They say that it was so hot in downtown today, grown men were walking up to cops on street corners begging them to shoot.

View Quote We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? [Holds up prize] Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.

View Quote You never open your mouth until you know what the shot is. You ****ing child.

View Quote WHAT YOU'RE HIRED FOR, is to help us... does that seem clear to you? TO HELP US, not to... ****-US-UP... to help men who are going out there to try to earn a living... You fairy. You company man.

View Quote Or, I'm tellin' ya, I'm in bed the next day, she brings me cafe au lait, gives me a cigarette. My balls feel like concrete.

View Quote These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads, and to you they're gold but you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you would be like throwing them away. They're for closers.

View Quote You filed it, that puts me over the top; you owe me a car. I don't wanna hear any shit, John, and I don't give a shit. Lingk puts me over the top. You filed it, it went downtown, now you owe me the car. You see, because this is how we keep score, bubie.

View Quote You ever take a dump, made you feel like you just slept for twelve hours?

View Quote You are a shithead, Williamson...If you can't think on your feet, you oughta keep your mouth shut.

View Quote Your name is "You're Wanting", and you can't play the man's game, you can't close them, and then tell your wife your troubles. 'Cause only one thing counts in this world: get them to sign on the line which is dotted. You hear me you ****in' ****s?

View Quote Who's my pal, Ricky? And what are you? What, what are you, Bishop Sheen? What are you, friend of the working man? Big deal! **** YOU.

View Quote What the hell are you? You're a ****in' secretary. **** you. That's my message to ya: **** you and kiss my ass and if you don't like it, baby, I'm going across the street to Jerry Graff, period, **** you.

View Quote Williamson! Williamson! Put me on the board! Put me on the Cadillac board!