Glengarry Glen Ross quotes

49 total quotes

Blake
Dave Moss
John Williamson
Ricky Roma
Shelley Levene

View Quote No, I don't think so, Shel.

View Quote No, I think I don't want your money. I think you ****ed up my office. And I think you're going away.

View Quote They just like talking to salesmen.

View Quote Because I don't like you.

View Quote These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads, and to you they're gold but you don't get them. Why? Because to give them to you would be like throwing them away. They're for closers.

View Quote Your name is "You're Wanting", and you can't play the man's game, you can't close them, and then tell your wife your troubles. 'Cause only one thing counts in this world: get them to sign on the line which is dotted. You hear me you ****in' ****s?

View Quote A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing. Always be closing, always be closing.

View Quote And to answer your question, pal, why am I here? I came here because Mitch and Murray asked me to. They asked me for a favor. I said the real favor, follow my advice and fire your ****ing ass because a loser is a loser.

View Quote You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch?

View Quote Know what it takes to sell real estate? It takes BRASS BALLS to sell real estate.

View Quote We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? [Holds up prize] Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.

View Quote Coffee is for Closers!

View Quote Ricky Roma: Come on. You're eating her crumbcake.
Shelley Levene: Hmm? Oh, yeah, I'm eating her crumbcake.
Ricky Roma: How was it?
Shelley Levene: Uh, from the store.
Ricky Roma: **** her.

View Quote [Ricky Roma gets a lead from Williamson with a familiar "deadbeat" name]
Ricky Roma: Patel? Ravadem Patel? How am I gonna make a livin' on these deadbeats? Where did you get this one from the morgue?
Williamson: Look I'm...
Ricky Roma: Oh come on, what's the point? What's the ****ing point in any case I gotta argue with you, I gotta knock heads with the cops, I'm busting my balls sell your dirt to deadbeats. [waves the lead]
Ricky Roma: Money in the mattress.

View Quote Williamson: [handing Roma lead cards] I'm giving you three leads...
Ricky Roma: Three? I count two.
Williamson: There's three leads there.
Ricky Roma: "Patel"? **** you. ****ing Shiva handed this guy a million dollars, said "Sign the deal!" he wouldn't sign. And the god Vishnu too. **** you, John! You know your business, I know mine. Your business is being an asshole. I find out whose ****ing cousin you are, I'm going to go to him and figure out a way to have your a - **** You! I'm waiting for the new leads.