Glengarry Glen Ross quotes

View Quote You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you ****? How are you gonna take the abuse you get on a sit? You don't like it? Leave.

View Quote Blake: PUT. THAT COFFEE. DOWN. Coffee is for closers only. You think I'm ****in' with you? I am not ****in' with you.
[Looks at Shelly]
Blake: Your name Levene?
Shelley Levene: [slightly bewildered] Uh-huh.
[Blake quickly looks at the board, then looks back]
Blake: You call yourself a salesman, you son of a bitch?

View Quote Blake: You got leads. Mitch & Murray paid good money. Get their names to sell them. You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit, you are shit, hit the bricks pal, and beat it, 'cause you are going out.
Shelley Levene: The leads are weak.
Blake: "The leads are weak." The ****ing leads are weak? You're weak. I've been in this business fifteen years...
Dave Moss: What's your name?
Blake: **** you. That's my name.
Dave Moss: [laughs]
Blake: You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight; I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. That's my name.

View Quote Dave Moss: We don't gotta sit here and listen to this.
Blake: You certainly don't, pal, 'cause the good news is—you're fired.

View Quote They say that it was so hot in downtown today, grown men were walking up to cops on street corners begging them to shoot.

View Quote You filed it, that puts me over the top; you owe me a car. I don't wanna hear any shit, John, and I don't give a shit. Lingk puts me over the top. You filed it, it went downtown, now you owe me the car. You see, because this is how we keep score, bubie.

View Quote All train compartments smell vaguely of shit. It gets so you don't mind it. That's the worst thing that I can confess. You know how long it took me to get there? A long time. When you die you're going to regret the things you don't do. You think you're ****? I'm going to tell you something: we're all ****. You think you're a thief? So what? You get befuddled by a middle-class morality? Get shut of it. Shut it out. You cheated on your wife? You did it, live with it. You **** little girls, so be it. There's an absolute morality? Maybe. And then what? If you think there is, then be that thing. Bad people go to hell? I don't think so. If you think that, act that way. A hell exists on earth? Yes. I won't live in it. That's me. You ever take a dump made you feel like you'd just slept for twelve hours?

View Quote WHAT YOU'RE HIRED FOR, is to help us... does that seem clear to you? TO HELP US, not to... ****-US-UP... to help men who are going out there to try to earn a living... You fairy. You company man.

View Quote You never open your mouth until you know what the shot is. You ****ing child.

View Quote You stupid ****ing ****. Hey, Williamson, I'm talking to you, shithead. You just cost me $6,000. Six thousand dollars, and one Cadillac. That's right. What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it, asshole? You're ****ing shit. Where did you learn your trade, you stupid ****ing ****, you idiot? Who ever told you that you could work with men?

View Quote Whoa, whoa, whoa...Patel?!?! Ravadahm Patel?!?! Where'd you get this from, a morgue? Aww, come, what's the point? What's the ****in' point in any case!? I gotta argue with you? I gotta knock heads with the cops? I come back, you can't even keep the contracts safe. **** this shit!

View Quote Or, I'm tellin' ya, I'm in bed the next day, she brings me cafe au lait, gives me a cigarette. My balls feel like concrete.

View Quote You ever take a dump, made you feel like you just slept for twelve hours?

View Quote **** you Dave, you know you got a big mouth. You make a close, the whole place stinks of your farts for a week. The amount you just ingested. Oh what a big man you are! "Hey, let me buy you a pack of gum - I'll show you how to chew it," ooh. Your pal closes and all that comes out of your mouth is bile. How ****ed up you are!

View Quote Strategy? Strategy?!?