The Girl Next Door quotes

View Quote Matthew: Moral fiber. So, what is moral fiber? It's funny, I used to think it was always telling the truth, doing good deeds, basically [mumbling] being a ****ing boy scout. But lately I've been seeing it differently. Now I think moral fiber's about finding that one thing you really care about. That one special thing that means more to you than anything else in the world. And when you find her, you fight for her. You risk it all, you put her in front of everything, your future, your life, all of it. And maybe the stuff you do to help her isn't so clean. You know what? It doesn't matter. Because in your heart you know, that the juice is worth the squeeze. That's what moral fiber's all about.

View Quote Danielle: [repeated line] What's the craziest thing you've done lately?

View Quote Eli: Okay, you know what the three of us are? We're a tripod.
Klitz: A tripod?
Eli: Yes, a tripod. Which means that if you knock out one of our legs, WE-ALL-FALL!

View Quote Matthew: Matthew Kidman. I will always remember... The three legs of the tripod. My business partner. My student advisor. The next Einstein. Eli's calling card. Klitz's big debut. My own scholarship to Georgetown. And of course, I'll never forget the girl next door. As for me, I'm just going with it.

View Quote Hugo Posh's Parrot: <whistles> Cradle the balls!

View Quote Matthew: [while giving Danielle a crumpled paper] I just want you to know that I know who you really are, and you're better than this. [Danielle uncrumples the paper and it is the drawing she made of the girl with lipstick at the table with Matthew.]

View Quote Eli: Fine! Goddammit Matt! I swear to God if you don't **** her, I'll kill myself! Matt! Please! Please! Matt! **** HER FOR ME! FOR ME!

View Quote Danielle: Hi, I'm all wet. Can I come in?

View Quote Kelly: Hey, you know who's got the killer bud?
[hits Klitz]
Kelly: This ****er right here.
[Kelly gives Klitz a Ziplock bag filled with Marijuana and suddenly the girls are interested in him]
Kelly: You wanna be president? Lemme tell you the first rule of politics; Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze. You know what that means? It means you don't steal my girl unless you're ready to accept the consequences.

View Quote [Upon observing the cheerleaders and football players] Man, there is some talent here. You get those girls together with those assbags right there and shoot 'em humping at, like, a football game or at a prom, that video would sell - ****, I'm good! How do I get these ideas? It's like a gift, you know? It's like I can't control it.

View Quote April: [to Klitz] I know this isn't professional, but I think you're really cute.

View Quote Danielle: Just go with it.

View Quote Danielle: Thank you.
Matthew: For what?
Danielle: I never went to prom.

View Quote Eli: Dude!
Matthew: I know.
Klitz: Dude!
Matthew: I know.

View Quote Eli: God, I just wanna bang hot chicks!