Eli quotes

Eli: Fine! Goddammit Matt! I swear to God if you don't **** her, I'll kill myself! Matt! Please! Please! Matt! **** HER FOR ME! FOR ME!

Eli: God, I just wanna bang hot chicks!

Eli: I just gotta **** something.

Eli: Minions!

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