Ghostbusters quotes

View Quote Hey! Does this pole still work?

View Quote This is a major disgrace! Forget MIT or Stanford, no they wouldn't touch us with a 10-meter cattle prod!

View Quote Funny us going out like this; killed by a hundred-foot Marshmallow Man!

View Quote Smells like barbecued dog hair. Oh, Venkman! Oh, Venkman, I'm sorry!

View Quote [to Peter, after being fired from the university] "You don't understand. I've worked in the private sector - they expect results.

View Quote [to Janine during his interview] If there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say.

View Quote That's a big Twinkie.

View Quote [before attacking Gozer] This job is definitely not worth eleven-five a year!

View Quote I love this town!

View Quote [while being chased by the dog-like monster Vinz Clortho] There aren't supposed to be pets in the building!

View Quote I am the Keymaster. Are you the Gatekeeper?

View Quote [answering a customer] Ghostbusters, whaddaya want?!

View Quote [answering the door and seeing a cop there] Dropping off or picking up?

View Quote Teenage Nerd:[Venkman has just administered a static electric shock to him] HEY!! I'm getting a little TIRED of this!!!
Dr. Peter Venkman: You volunteered, didn't you?! We're paying you, aren't we?
Teenage Nerd: Yeah, but I didn't know you were going to give me electric shocks!! What are you trying to prove here, anyway?
Dr. Peter Venkman: I'm studying the effect of negative reinforcement on ESP ability.
Teenage Nerd: THE EFFECT?!! I'll tell you what the effect is! IT'S PISSING ME OFF!!!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Well then maybe my theory is correct!!!
Teenage Nerd: You can KEEP the five bucks, I'VE HAD IT!!
Dr. Peter Venkman: I WILL, Mister!! (Teenage Nerd slams the door behind him on his way out.) You may as well get used to that. That's the kind of resentment your gift is gonna provoke in a lot of people.
Teenage Girl: You really think I've got it, Dr. Venkman?
Dr. Peter Venkman: You're no fluke, Jennifer.

View Quote Dr. Peter Venkman: Hey Egon, you know, this reminds me of the time that you tried to drill a hole through your head.
Dr. Egon Spengler: That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.