Full Metal Jacket quotes

61 total quotes

Animal Mother
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
Marching Cadences
Multiple Characters
Private Joker

View Quote Ya know, half of these gook whores are serving officers in the Viet Cong; the other half have got T.B. Be sure you only **** the ones that cough.

View Quote What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention, when you were a child?!

View Quote Door Gunner: You should do a story about me sometime.
Sergeant Joker: Why should we do a story about you?
Door Gunner: Because I'm so ****ing good!

View Quote Sergeant Joker: How can you shoot women and children?
Door Gunner: Easy... you don't lead 'em so much. [laughs] Ain't war hell?

View Quote Private Cowboy: [after the recruits have administered a "blanket party" on Private Pyle] Remember, its just a bad dream, fat boy.

View Quote Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?

View Quote Private Cowboy: You know there's not a single horse in the entire country of Vietnam? There's definitely something wrong with that.

View Quote Do you feel dizzy? Do you feel faint? Jesus H. Christ, I think you've got a hard-on!

View Quote [jokingly] A day without blood is like a day without sunshine.

View Quote T.H.E. Rock: You're going home now.
Crazy Earl: Semper fi.
Donlon: We're mean marines, sir.
Private Eightball: Go easy, bros.
Animal Mother: Better you than me.

View Quote Were you born a fat slimy s****bag, puke piece of shit, Private Pyle? Or did you have to work on it?

View Quote [being interviewed] What do I think about the U.S. involvement in the war? We should win it.

View Quote Well, if you ask me, uh, we're shooting the wrong g**ks.

View Quote Hey Doc, where's the sniper? Doc, where's the sniper?

View Quote **** you Cowboy, **** all of you assholes!