From Dusk till Dawn quotes

View Quote Richie: Where are my glasses?
Seth: They broke when you fell.
Richie: Oh, ****, Seth, that's my only pair!
Seth: Don't worry about it, we'll get you some glasses.
Richie: Whatdya mean, don't worry about it. Of course I'm gonna worry about it, I can't ****in' see.
Seth: When we get to El Rey, I'll take care of it.
Richie: Yeah, like a Mexican hole-in-the-wall's gonna have my ****in' prescription.

View Quote Seth: Shit, I been to bars make this place look like a ****in' 4-H club.
Richie: I gotta say I'm with Jacob on this. I been to some ****ed up places in my time, but that place is ****ed up.

View Quote Seth: Now, is my shit together, or is my shit together?
Richie: Your shit is forever together!

View Quote Seth: [in the Titty Twister] You serve food here, Jose?
Razor Charlie: Best in Mexico.
Seth: I kind of doubt that.

View Quote Jacob: Are you so much a ****ing loser, you can't tell when you've won?
Seth: What did you call me?
Jacob: Nothing. I didn't make a statement. I asked a question. Would you like me to ask it again?
Seth: Umm-hmm.
Jacob: Are you such a loser you can't tell when you've won? The entire state of Texas, along with the F.B.I., is looking for you. Did they find you? No. They couldn't. You've won, Seth, enjoy it.
Seth: Jacob, I want you to have a drink with me. I insist.

View Quote Seth: Do you have a cross?
Jacob: In the Winnebago.
Seth: In other words, no.
Scott: What are you talking about? We got crosses all over the place. All you gotta do is put two sticks together and you got a cross.
Sex Machine: He's right. Peter Cushing does that all the time.
Seth: Okay, I'll buy that.

View Quote Jacob: Has anybody here read a real book about vampires, or are we just remembering what a movie said? I mean a real book.
Sex Machine: You mean like a Time-Life book?

View Quote Seth: I don't give a damn about living any more. All I care about is taking as many as those demons back to hell as I can.
Jacob: Amen.

View Quote Sex Machine: He's not your brother anymore.
Seth: Well, that is a matter of opinion and I do not give a **** about yours.

View Quote Santanico Pandemonium: I'm not gonna drain you completely. You're gonna turn for me. You'll be my slave. You'll live for me. You'll eat bugs because I order it. Why? Because I don't think you're worthy of human blood. You'll feed on the blood of stray dogs. You'll be my foot stool. And at my command, you'll lick the dog shit from my boot heel. Since you'll be my dog, your new name will be "Spud". Welcome to Slavery.
Seth: No, thanks. I've already had a wife. [shoots her]

View Quote Kate: Are you okay?
Seth: Peachy, Kate. The world's my oyster, except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brother's heart because he turned into a vampire, even though I don't believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything's hunky-dory.

View Quote Kate: Seth, should I save the last two bullets for us?
Seth: No, use 'em on the next two of these ****s that try to bite you!

View Quote Seth: [about the Titty Twister] Why, out of all the God-forsaken shitholes in Mexico, do we have to meet here?
Carlos: One place's just as good as another.
Seth: You've never been here before?
Carlos: No. I drove by it a couple of times. It's a rowdy place, it's out in the middle of nowhere, there'd be no cops. It's open from dusk till dawn. And didn't you say you wanted to meet in the morning? Here we are.
Seth: Well since you just picked this place out of a hat, my brother Richie is dead, that girl's whole, entire ****ing family is dead!
Carlos: Well Seth, how can I make it up to you?
Seth: No, Carlos! Can't do it! I tell you, you cannot make it up to me. Can't do it! [pause] 15%, instead of 30% for my stay in El Ray, that's a good start. My brother's gone, you understand that? He is gone and he is not coming back, and that is your fault.