Smokey: Thought you had the day off yesterday?
Craig: I did. Boss called me around 3 o clock. Said they got me on tape stealing boxes.
Smokey: ...The **** you doin' stealin boxes for?! What you tryna do, build a clubhouse?
Craig: Hell, no, they ain't got me on tape! But the boss said he did...fired me on the spot.
Smokey: Damn! You've got to be one stupid mother-****er to get fired on your day off!
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