Freddy Got Fingered

Freddy Got Fingered quotes

33 total quotes (ID: 1041)

Darren
Gord Brody
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He's a molester... He's a CHIIIILD molester!!!


You're ****ing fired, Bob! Clean out your locker at the club, Bob. You're ****ing FIRED!

You can't hurt me, not with my cheese helmet!

Look, Daddy, I'm a farmer!

What in the name of sweet breakfast meats are you doing?

Gord: If I were you, I would go out. I'd have sex.
Julie: Oh, honey. No.
Gord: If I were you, I'd go out. I'd have sex with strange men. I'd have sex with basketball players. I'd have sex with Greeks. Men from Greece. I'd satisfy my urges. I'd satisfy my sexual desires.

Betty: I'm gonna give you a blowjob.
Gord: Oh Betty. It's only our first date. Don't you think we should go do some romantic stuff first? Maybe take a walk in the park or something?
Betty: No, I can't walk.
Gord: Maybe I can take you for a roll.

Ding-dong! Ding-dong!

Japan four!

I see the problem here! There's a baby in your BOOOODDDYYY!

Get inside the animals!

[singing] Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sausages? Daddy, would you like some sausage? Sausages? Sausages?

[narrating his cartoon, "Zebras In America"]

You'll love how simple misunderstandings get us into a whole heap of trouble. It's crazy. Listen to my hooves! Listen to my hooves! Listen to them. Cloppety-clop. Listen to them. Cloppety-clop.
I'm a 28 year old man! I can eat a chicken sandwich if i want!

I'm the backwards man, the backwards man, the backwards man. I can walk backwards fast as you can. I can walk backwards fast as you can