Gord: If I were you, I would go out. I'd have sex.
Julie: Oh, honey. No.
Gord: If I were you, I'd go out. I'd have sex with strange men. I'd have sex with basketball players. I'd have sex with Greeks. Men from Greece. I'd satisfy my urges. I'd satisfy my sexual desires.
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