Jim: Hey, Gord, the water cold enough for ya? [turns the water temp level down, then breaks into the bathroom, then flushes the toilet]
Jim: Don't tell me you're so goddamn stupid you can't even tell the difference between hot and cold. [opens shower to find Gord with a soap on a rope in scuba gear]
Jim: What the **** is going on?
Gord: I'm underwater! Look! I found a treasure.
Jim: A treasure? That's soap on a rope!
Gord: SHHHHHH!!! I'm pretending it's a treasure!
Jim: Get outta my goddamn scuba gear you imbecile!
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