Finding Nemo

Finding Nemo quotes

92 total quotes (ID: 215)

Crush the Turtle
Dory
Marlin
Multiple Characters
The sharks
Voice cast


Oh, I saw the whole thing, dude! First, you were like, whoa! And then we were like, WHOA! And then you were like, whoa.


[while surfing the tide of the Eastern Australian Current] Righteous! Righteous!

Bruce: We're having fish tonight!

Oh, man. Hey, no hurling on the shell, dude, okay? Just waxed it.

now give me some fin, nogin dude!!!!

Marlin: How many stripes do I have?
Nemo: I'm fine
Marlin: Answer the stripe question!
Nemo: Three.
Marlin: No! See?! Something's wrong with you! I have one, two... three? That's all I have?

Bruce: Fish are friends, not food.
Anchor: Except stinkin' dolphins!
Chum: Dolphins! Yeah, they think they're so cute! "Oh, look at me, I'm a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you!"

Dory: [swimming upside down] C'mon! You gotta try this!
Marlin: Will you just STOP IT?! We're in a whale, don't you get it?!
Dory: A whale?
Marlin: A WHALE!! Because you asked for help, and now we're stuck here!
Dory: [looking around her] Wow. A whale. You know, I speak whale...
Marlin: No, Dory! You're insane! You CAN'T. SPEAK. WHALE!

Dory: [the whale speaks to her] Okay, that one was a little tougher. He either said "go to the back of the throat", or "he wants a root-beer float".
Marlin: Of course he wants us to go there! That's EATING us!! [rubs his tail on the whale's tongue] How do I taste, Moby? Do I taste good?! [to Dory] You tell him I'm not interested in being lunch!
Dory: Okay. HeeEEEEE--
Marlin: Stop talking to him!!!

Gill: From this moment on, you shall now be known as Sharkbait.
Bloat, Gurgle, Bubbles: Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha!
Gill: Welcome, Brother Sharkbait!
Bloat, Gurgle, Bubbles: Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha!
Gill: Enough with the Sharkbait.
Gurgle: Sharkbait! Hoo... bop pa doo.

[The Tank Gang is watching the dentist at work.]
Deb: What have we got?
Peach: Root canal, and it's a doozy.
Bloat: Dam and clamper installed?
Peach: Yep.
[The dentist drills and the patient screams.]
Peach: Now he's using the Schilder technique.
Bloat: He's been favoring that one lately. He's using a Hedstrom file.
Gurgle: That's not a Hedstrom file, that's a K-flex.
Bloat: It has a teardrop cross section, clearly it's a Hedstrom.
Gurgle: No, it's a K-flex.
Bloat: Hedstrom!
Gurgle: K-FLEX!
Bloat: HEDSTROM!
[Bloat inflates.]
Bloat: Oomp. There I go. A little help over here?
Deb: [sighs] I'll go deflate him.

I just can't afford anymore delays and you're one of those fish that cause delays. Sometimes its a good thing. There's a whole group of fish; they're called delay fish. No, of course I like you. It's because I like you, I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated... emotion.

If this is some kind of joke, it's not funny! And I know funny! I'm a clown fish!

It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it!

No! I didn't come this far to be breakfast!