Finding Nemo

Finding Nemo quotes

92 total quotes (ID: 215)

Crush the Turtle
Dory
Marlin
Multiple Characters
The sharks
Voice cast


Bruce: We're having fish tonight!


Oh, I saw the whole thing, dude! First, you were like, whoa! And then we were like, WHOA! And then you were like, whoa.

Oh, man. Hey, no hurling on the shell, dude, okay? Just waxed it.

[while surfing the tide of the Eastern Australian Current] Righteous! Righteous!

now give me some fin, nogin dude!!!!

Bruce: Fish are friends, not food.
Anchor: Except stinkin' dolphins!
Chum: Dolphins! Yeah, they think they're so cute! "Oh, look at me, I'm a flippy little dolphin, let me flip for you!"

Dory: [swimming upside down] C'mon! You gotta try this!
Marlin: Will you just STOP IT?! We're in a whale, don't you get it?!
Dory: A whale?
Marlin: A WHALE!! Because you asked for help, and now we're stuck here!
Dory: [looking around her] Wow. A whale. You know, I speak whale...
Marlin: No, Dory! You're insane! You CAN'T. SPEAK. WHALE!

Dory: [the whale speaks to her] Okay, that one was a little tougher. He either said "go to the back of the throat", or "he wants a root-beer float".
Marlin: Of course he wants us to go there! That's EATING us!! [rubs his tail on the whale's tongue] How do I taste, Moby? Do I taste good?! [to Dory] You tell him I'm not interested in being lunch!
Dory: Okay. HeeEEEEE--
Marlin: Stop talking to him!!!

Gill: From this moment on, you shall now be known as Sharkbait.
Bloat, Gurgle, Bubbles: Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha!
Gill: Welcome, Brother Sharkbait!
Bloat, Gurgle, Bubbles: Sharkbait! Hoo ha ha!
Gill: Enough with the Sharkbait.
Gurgle: Sharkbait! Hoo... bop pa doo.

[The Tank Gang is watching the dentist at work.]
Deb: What have we got?
Peach: Root canal, and it's a doozy.
Bloat: Dam and clamper installed?
Peach: Yep.
[The dentist drills and the patient screams.]
Peach: Now he's using the Schilder technique.
Bloat: He's been favoring that one lately. He's using a Hedstrom file.
Gurgle: That's not a Hedstrom file, that's a K-flex.
Bloat: It has a teardrop cross section, clearly it's a Hedstrom.
Gurgle: No, it's a K-flex.
Bloat: Hedstrom!
Gurgle: K-FLEX!
Bloat: HEDSTROM!
[Bloat inflates.]
Bloat: Oomp. There I go. A little help over here?
Deb: [sighs] I'll go deflate him.

I just can't afford anymore delays and you're one of those fish that cause delays. Sometimes its a good thing. There's a whole group of fish; they're called delay fish. No, of course I like you. It's because I like you, I don't want to be with you. It's a complicated... emotion.

If this is some kind of joke, it's not funny! And I know funny! I'm a clown fish!

It's like he's trying to speak to me, I know it!

No! I didn't come this far to be breakfast!

Look, you're really cute kid, but I don't know what you're saying!