The Fifth Element

The Fifth Element quotes

57 total quotes (ID: 752)

Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg
Korben Dallas
Leeloo
Others/Misc
Ruby Rhod


Dispatch: All units respond in pursuit of yellow cab, Level 10.
Police officer getting lunch at McDonalds: (talking into mic) Unit 47, we're on the way (hangs up mic) soon as we finish lunch. I'm too old, too tired, too hungry to go chase some hot rod. And I'm definitely too thirsty.
Korban Dallas: LOOK OUT! (sideswips police officer, causing his lunch to go all over him, and his drink to spatter in his face)
Police officer: (moment later) WHOA!


So what if the Federal Government scattered your people into the wind? What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Your time for revenge is at hand. Voila, the ZF-1. [activates a ZF-1 and holds it] It's light; handle's adjustable for easy carrying; good for righties and lefties; breaks down into four parts; undetectable by X-ray; ideal for quick discreet interventions. A word on firepower. Titanium recharger; 3000-round clip with bursts of 3 to 300. With the replay button, another Zorg invention, it's even easier. [lights reveal a mannequin in a police armor] One shot... [shoots mannequin]...and replay send every following shot to the same location. [shoots at Mangalores but all the bullets go to the mannequin] And to finish the job, all the Zorg oldies but goldies. [fires every weapon at the mannequin as he mentions them] Rocket launcher... arrow launcher with exploding or poisonous gas heads, very practical... our famous net launcher... the always-efficient flamethrower, my favorite... [winks to the Mangalores] and for the grand finale, the all-new 'Ice-cube System'. [fires a cloud of liquid nitrogen which freezes the remains of the mannequin]

Father Vito Cornelius: Weddings?

Eto Akta Gamat

Father Vito Cornelius: What are you doing?
Korben Dallas: Trying to save your ass so you can save the world.

Beep-olaiiiiiiii

Fire burns, wind blows, rain falls...

Flight Attendant: Mr. Rhod, you are going to have to assume your individual position.
I don't want one position, I want all positions!

Korben, sweetheart, what was that? IT WAS BAD! It had nothing! NO FIRE! NO ENERGY! NO NOTHING! You know I have a show to run here, you know? Hmm? Hmm? And it must pop, Pop, POP! So tomorrow from five to seven, will you please act like you have more than a two word vocabulary? It must be green, okay? Okay?

Quiver ladies, quiver.

Big Badda Boom.

Life, which you so nobly serve, comes from destruction, disorder, and chaos.

Police Officer: Sir, are you classified as human?
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

What's wrong with you?! What you screaming for?! Every five minutes there's somethin', it's a bomb or somethin'! I'm leavin'! Bzzzzt!

Mr. Kim: You got a message.
Korben Dallas: Yeah.
Mr. Kim: You're not gonna open it? Could be important.
Korben Dallas: Yeah, like the last two I got were important. The first one was from my wife, telling me she was leaving. The second was from my lawyer, telling me he was leaving…with my wife.
Mr. Kim: Aigh, that is bad luck. But grandfather say, "It never rain everyday". This is good news, guaranteed. Hey, I bet your lunch.
Korben Dallas: Okay, you're on.
Mr. Kim: Come on. [opens message, in a excited voice] 'You are fired'. Oh, I'm sorry.
Korben Dallas: At least I won lunch.
Mr. Kim: Good philosophy! See good in bad. I like.