Few Good Men, A

Few Good Men, A quotes

86 total quotes (ID: 209)

Capt. Jack Ross
Col. Nathan R. Jessep
Lt. Cdr. JoAnne Galloway
Lt. Col. Matthew Markinson
Lt. Daniel Kaffee
Lt. Sam Weinberg


Oh, spare me the psychobabble father bullshit.


That's a relief! I was afraid I wasn't going to be able to use the 'liar, liar, pants-on-fire' defense.

Why does a Lieutenant junior grade with a track record for plea bargains get handed a murder case? Could it be so it never sees the inside of a courtroom?

The only thing I have to eat is Yoohoo and Cocoa Puffs, so if you want anything else bring it with you.

You're a lousy ****ing softball player Jack.

[Imitating Jessep] He eats breakfast three hundred yards away from four thousand Cubans who are trained to kill him [in his own voice] and no one's going to tell him how to run his unit, least of all the Harvard mouth in his ****y white uniform.

And the hits just keep on comin'.

He's arguing. He's making an argument.

Is the Colonel's underwear a matter of national security?

So this is what a courtroom looks like.

Now, is that 0600 in the morning, sir?

Walk softly and carry an armored tank division, I always say.

Who the **** is PFC William T. Santiago?

I run my unit how I run my unit. You want to investigate me, roll the dice and take your chances. I eat breakfast three hundred yards away from four thousand Cubans who are trained to kill me. So don't think for one second that you can come down here, flash a badge, and make me nervous.

There is nothing on this earth sexier, believe me, gentlemen, than a woman you have to salute in the morning. Promote 'em all, I say, because this is true - if you haven't gotten a blow-job from a superior officer, well, you're just letting the best in life pass you by. 'Course, my problem is, I'm a colonel, so I guess I'll just have to keep taking cold showers until one of you gals is elected president.