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Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Ferris Bueller's Day Off quotes

84 total quotes

Cameron Frye
Ed Rooney
Ferris Bueller
Jeanie Bueller
Multiple Characters
Sloane Peterson




View Quote I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I'm going to take a stand. I'm going to defend it. Right or wrong, I'm going to defend it.
View Quote Look, don't make me participate in your stupid crap if you don't like the way I do it! You make me get out of bed. You make me come over. You make me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney? The man could squash my nuts into oblivion. And, and, and then, and then, you deliberately hurt my feelings.
View Quote Pardon my French, but you're an asshole! Asshole!
View Quote Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.
View Quote [speaking to the police] There is an intruder--male, Caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird--in my kitchen. M-my-my-my name is Bueller. Look, it's real nice that you hope my brother is feeling better, but I'm in danger, okay? I am very cute, very alone and very protective of my body. I don't want it violated or killed, all right?! I need help! Speak any English?! Dick head!
View Quote Excuse me. If whoever's in the house is still in the house, I'd like you to know that I have just called the police. If you have any brains whatsoever, you'll get your ass out of my house real quick. I'd also like to add that I have my father's gun. And a scorching case of herpes.
View Quote [speaking to her mom's secretary] Do you know where she is? [unheard reply] Do you know when she'll be back? [unheard reply] Do you know anything?! [hangs up furiously]
View Quote What? You're letting him stay home? If I was bleeding out my eyes you guys would make me go to school. This is so unfair!
View Quote Dry that one out, you can fertilize the lawn.
View Quote Bite the big one, junior.
View Quote [watching Sloane French kiss Ferris, who is posing as Sloane's father] So that's how it is in their family.
View Quote Les jeux sont faits. Translation: the game is up. Your ass is mine. [said to a girl who looks like Ferris from behind at the pizza place]
View Quote Poochie, poochie, poochie! *whistles* Look what Uncle Ed's got for you, you little ****er!
View Quote [to Ferris] How would you feel about another year of high school? Under my close personal supervision.
View Quote Grace. Grace!