Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Ferris Bueller's Day Off quotes

84 total quotes (ID: 208)

Cameron Frye
Ed Rooney
Ferris Bueller
Jeanie Bueller
Multiple Characters
Sloane Peterson


Look, don't make me participate in your stupid crap if you don't like the way I do it! You make me get out of bed. You make me come over. You make me make a phony phone call to Edward Rooney? The man could squash my nuts into oblivion. And, and, and then, and then, you deliberately hurt my feelings.


Pardon my French, but you're an asshole! Asshole!

Ferris Bueller, you're my hero.

[speaking to the police] There is an intruder--male, Caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird--in my kitchen. M-my-my-my name is Bueller. Look, it's real nice that you hope my brother is feeling better, but I'm in danger, okay? I am very cute, very alone and very protective of my body. I don't want it violated or killed, all right?! I need help! Speak any English?! Dick head!

Excuse me. If whoever's in the house is still in the house, I'd like you to know that I have just called the police. If you have any brains whatsoever, you'll get your ass out of my house real quick. I'd also like to add that I have my father's gun. And a scorching case of herpes.

[speaking to her mom's secretary] Do you know where she is? [unheard reply] Do you know when she'll be back? [unheard reply] Do you know anything?! [hangs up furiously]

What? You're letting him stay home? If I was bleeding out my eyes you guys would make me go to school. This is so unfair!

Dry that one out, you can fertilize the lawn.

Bite the big one, junior.

[watching Sloane French kiss Ferris, who is posing as Sloane's father] So that's how it is in their family.

Les jeux sont faits. Translation: the game is up. Your ass is mine. [said to a girl who looks like Ferris from behind at the pizza place]

Poochie, poochie, poochie! *whistles* Look what Uncle Ed's got for you, you little ****er!

[to Ferris] How would you feel about another year of high school? Under my close personal supervision.

Grace. Grace!

Something's going on, god damn it!