Falling Down

Falling Down quotes

35 total quotes (ID: 1036)

Bill Foster

Man at Phone Booth: Excuse me! I don't know if you noticed or not, but there are other people who want to use the phone here!
Bill Foster: There are?
Man at Phone Booth: Yeah!
Bill Foster: There's other people who want to use the phone?
Man at Phone Booth: That's right, you selfish asshole!
Bill Foster: Oh, that's too bad. Because you know what?
[fires a machine gun at the phone booth, wrecking it]
Bill Foster: I think it's out of order.

Beth: You're not coming here.
Bill Foster: Oh, but I am. I'm on my way. I've passed the point of no return. You know when that is? That's the point in a journey where it's longer to go back to the beginning than it is to continue to the end. It's like when those astronauts got in trouble when they were going to the moon. Somebody messed up and they had to get them back to Earth but first they had to go around the moon. They were out of contact for hours. Everybody waited breathlessly to see if a bunch of dead guys in a can would pop out the other side. I'm on the other side of the moon now and everybody will have to wait until I pop out.
Beth: The police are here.
Bill Foster: Beth, did you know that in some South American countries it's legal to kill your wife if she insults you?

[First line] I'm going home.

I am not a vigilante. I am just an ordinary man trying to get home to my daughter's birthday. Now if everyone will just stay out of my way, then nobody will get hurt.

[picking up the pathetic hamburger he just ordered, comparing it to the picture behind the counter] Can anybody tell me what's wrong with this picture?

What about the briefcase? You forgot the briefcase!

You have a choice. I can kill you, or you can kill me, and my daughter can collect the insurance.

Why have you put barbed wire on a fence? Is this how you rich people amuse yourselves? You put barbed wire on the fence so innocent people like me can hurt themselves lurking in?

[Bill Foster approaches the gang after they crashed] You missed. [Foster picks up the UZI and shoots the car] I missed too. [Foster threatens the gang member as he begs for his life. Foster shoots him in the ankle] You see, that's the concept. Take some shooting lessons, asshole.

[to customer at Whammyburger] You enjoying your meal? [customer chokes food onto tray] Hey, I think we have a critic! I don't think she likes the special sauce.

[Foster has just attacked the gang members on the hill] Clear a path, you mother ****er! Clear a path! I'm going home!

God bless the working stiff!

You know what was in this? Zyklon-B! What the Nazis had! Listen! [shakes can, a slight rattle is heard] Empty! This was used, man! This was actually used! I wonder how many kikes this little can took out!

[after a gay man tips over a sunglass rack on Nick's counter] ****ing ****s! Alternate lifestyle my ass! Imagine what those pumpkins do with each other when they're alone! And what about the muff divers? Think about it!

[picks up snowglobe] What is this doing in here? **** shit! [throws snowglobe]