Ash Williams quotes

So, what do you think, kid? (About the necklace he gives Linda)

What do you say to some champaigne, huh, baby.

After all, I'm a man and you're a woman... at least last time I checked.

Hey! There's a...there's a tape recorder here.

It's gone. The Sun's driven it away. (chuckles) Yeah, for now. I gotta blow outta here before night falls. (after the evil pushes him through the forest)

I gotta keep from...Aagh! (realizing that the bridge is gone)

I gotta keep a grip on myself here.

Workshed! (after Linda's severed head bites his hand)

You're going down!

Alright, Okay!! (right before he cuts Linda's head in half with a chainsaw)

I...I'm fine...I'm fine. (consoling himself after he finally kills Linda)

I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound fine? (Ash's mirror image, trying to drive Ash insane)

You...bastards! You dirty bastards! (to the evil)

Give me back my hand. GIVE ME BACK MY HAAAAND!!! (after the evil possesses his hand)

Uh-huh, that's right. Who's laughing now? Who's laughing now?! (right before he cuts off his hand)

Here's your new home. (to his disembodied hand before putting a bucket on it)

Gotcha, didn't I, you little sucker! (to his hand, whom he thinks he just shot with a shotgun)

Me and ol' double barrel here will blow your butts to kingdom come!! See if we don't! (after the cabin floods itself with blood)

I made a mistake...wait, wait!! No, I made a mistake! (after accidentally shooting Bobby Joe with a shotgun)

Let me out!!! There's something down here!! Open those chains up!! ( trying to escape from the cellar after Henrietta pops out of the ground)

There's something out there. That...that witch in the cellar is only part of it. It lives...out in those the dark. Something...something that's come back...from the dead. (about the evil)

Nobody goes out that door! Not until daylight!! (after Bobby Joe turns histerical)

I think...something...trying to force its way into our world. (about Professor Knowby, who is making noise to try to warn them)

We'll all go in together. (realizing the source of the noise is coming from a room)

(Shivers) [Annie Knowby: What is it?] Feels like...somebody just walked over my grave. Did you find it? (before he and Annie find a passage from the book about the Hero From the Sky, who also is Ash)

No, you idiot! They'll kill us all. She's dead by now. Don't you understand? With these pages, at least we have a chance. (to Jake, who is desperate to find Bobby Joe)

You're nuts. (to Jake when he tells Ash to move)

You'll get us all killed! (after Jake keeps shouting Bobby Joe's names)

Join Us! (to Annie while possessed)

I'm alright now! That thing is gone! (to Annie, after he is freed from the evil)

Damn it! I said I was alright!! Are you listening to me?! Do you here what I'm saying?! I'm alright!! I'm alright. (to Annie while she is attacking him with an axe)

Then let's head down into that cellar, and carve ourselves a witch. (about Henrietta)


Those pages are down there somewhere.

Let's go. (challenging Henrietta)

Swallow this. (before killing Henrietta)

Don't look, Annie! Finish the passages! Get rid of it!!

You did it, kid. By God you- (to Annie, but interrupted when the door flies off into the portal)

For God's Sake! How do you stop it?! (to himself while being sucked into the vortex)

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