Epic Movie

Epic Movie quotes

49 total quotes (ID: 191)

Edward
Lucy
Multiple Characters


Peter: We have something the White Bitch doesn't.
Lucy: Perky breasts?


Samuel L. Jackson look-alike: I have had it with these mother****ing snakes on this mother****ing plane!
Susan: Oh, I know, please help!
Samuel L. Jackson look-alike: I have had it with these mother****ing snakes on this mother****ing plane!
Susan: I know...
Samuel L. Jackson look-alike: I have had it with these mother****ing snakes on this mother****ing plane!
Susan: Why do you keep saying that?
Samuel L. Jackson look-alike: Because internet bloggers love when I say "I have had it with these mother****ing snakes on this mother****ing plane!". I'm Samuel mother****ing Jackson!

Silas: (in Latin) Et tu, Brute? (English subtitles) I'm Rick James, bitch!

Silas: (in Latin) Habeas corpus. E pluribus unum. (English subtitles) I'm gonna drop you like K-Fed!

Silas: (in Latin) In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. (English subtitles) I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!

Silas: (in Latin) Persona non grata. Magna cum laude. (English subtitles) For sheezy, White Beezy.

Silas: (in Latin) Urts-hay oh-say ood-gay! (English subtitles) Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! (allegedly)

Susan: I never had anyone. I raised myself.
Lucy: That's why you have such a tough exterior.

Susan: Let us out, freak!
Lucy: Let us out, freak!
Willy: No, no. I can't do that.
Susan: Yes, you can!

White Bitch: Behold, my white castle. [she points to a White Castle restaurant across from them]
Edward: White Castle? I think I've been there before.

White Bitch: This crystal will finally put an end to the resistance. I will start a series of earthquakes that will collapse all of Gnarnia and grow a new continent where only I and my followers will live.
Bink: Yo, Bitch, that's pretty much the plot of Superman Returns.
White Bitch: Pretty much, yeah.

Willy: Children, do you wanna know what makes all my candy taste so special?
Edward: Uh-huh.
Willy: It's a special secret ingredient. It's real human parts. There's gonna be a little itty bitty piece of each and every one of you inside of the yummy yum candy, literally.

[Peter removes his jacket and wing straps]
Cyclops: He's unleashing his powers!
Storm: He's gonna spread angel wings!
[Peter clucks like a chicken and turns around showing the small-sized wings on his back; everyone starts laughing]
Mystique: More like chicken wings!
Magneto: Break it up. Break it up. You all know Peter is too much of a pussy to stand up for himself.

[as the White Bitch pulls up in her turbo sled] Whoa, Stifler's mom! [unrated version] Whoa, MILF!

[in his old age] Chuck Norris rules.