Epic Movie quotes
49 total quotes (ID: 191)Edward
Lucy
Multiple Characters
Borat look-alike: Jagshemash! My name a Borat. You did it! You made moviefilm have happy ending. [the water wheel runs over the orphans] Not!
Kanye West look-alike: [while Lucy is viewing the camera from Mr. Tumnus] The White Bitch doesn't care about black people.
Mr. Tumnus : Screw Gnarnia!
Paris Hilton look-alike: I'm so hot. [yells as she gets crushed by a falling Susan, who was thrown off the plane]
Peter: [as Superman] You shot me in the fucking eye! That really hurts! Why would you do that? That was so unnecessary! You bastard!
Peter: I want flabby grandma arms!
Peter: Monobrow! Monobrow! King wants a monobrow!
Samuel L. Jackson look-alike: Sit, bitch, I'm always yellin'! I'm Samuel motherfucking Jackson!
White Bitch: I hate those fucking kids.
White Bitch: The kids have esca-pe-d.
Willy: Who wants to chew my gumballs?
Willy: Who wants to play with Willy?
Willy: You're... mine now.
"Harry Potter": Welcome! My name is Harry Potter!
Susan: Aren't you a little old to still be in school?
"Harry Potter": Nonsense. I am but fourteen. [he looks at least 30] As are my two best friends, Ron and Hermione.
Susan: Aren't you a little old to still be in school?
"Harry Potter": Nonsense. I am but fourteen. [he looks at least 30] As are my two best friends, Ron and Hermione.
"Hermione": Hope you chicks are on the pill. Harry likes to get wasted, then show off his "sorcerer's stones". [farts]
Susan: They are definitely too old to still be doing this shit!
Susan: They are definitely too old to still be doing this shit!