Enchanted

Enchanted quotes

57 total quotes (ID: 838)

Giselle
Nancy Tremaine
Others
Prince Edward
Queen Narissa
Robert Philip


Robert Philip: Put me down! You're crazy! Dragon Narissa: No. Spiteful, vindictive, very large, but never crazy.


Oh my, this is a twist on our story. Why, it's the brave little princess coming to the rescue. [to Robert] I guess that makes you the damsel in distress, huh, handsome?

Queen Narissa: Edward! Prince Edward: Mother! [sees Giselle unconscious behind her] Queen Narissa: Oh her! I was taking her out for a little fresh air. She seems to have swooned. [Edward goes to retrieve Giselle] Oh leave her, darling.

Prince Edward: Have you any last words before I dispatch you? Robert Philip: You have got to be kidding me! Prince Edward: Strange words.

Prince Edward: Fear not, Giselle! I will rescue you! Pip: Yeah, but who's gonna rescue me?

I said I don't dance. I never said I couldn't.

Nathaniel: Sire, do you like yourself? Prince Edward: What's not to like?

One more chance? What do you think, poison apples grow on trees? There is only one left!

Queen Narissa: Take my crown? Don't you think that's a bit melodramatic, dear? Prince Edward: I don't know what "melodramatic" means. But you will be removed from the throne forever. I will see to it, Narissa.

Are you in league with the wicked old hag who sent my poor Giselle to this foul place… Arty?

Morgan Philip: And when you go out, you don't want to wear too much makeup 'cause otherwise the boys get the wrong idea. And you know how they are. They are only after one thing. Giselle: What's that? Morgan Philip: I don't know. Nobody will tell me.

[singing] We adore each filthy chore that we determine. So, friends, even though you're vermin, we're a happy working thro-ong!

I'm handsome even when I sleep?

All this nauseating talk of true love's kiss... it really does bring out the worst in me.

How come people keep giving you free stuff?