Colonel 'Bat' Guano quotes

If you try any preversions [sic] in there, I'll blow your head off.

That's private property...OK, I'm gonna get your money for you. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna happen to you?...You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola Company.

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