Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead quotes

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Sue Ellen Crandell

View Quote Bryan: Anyway, the grunyan comes and lays her eggs in the sand and then the guy grunyan, he comes and fertilizes them.
Sue Ellen: So they don't like do it together?
Bryan: No, not like us. I mean like humans.

View Quote Rose: Why don't you go on home, have a glass of wine and put some cu****ber slices on your eyes, you'll feel much better.
Sue Ellen: Well, I'm all out of cu****bers.
Rose: Sue Ellen, every girl over twenty-five should have a cu****ber in the house.

View Quote Relax Mom, everything's going to be great when you're gone.

View Quote No-one'll hire a teenager to do anything that isn't disgusting.

View Quote [repeated line] I'm right on top of that Rose.

View Quote Kenny Crandell: [After shooting the dishes] The dishes are DONE, man.

View Quote Zach Crandell: Cynthia, you're my moon goddess.

View Quote Rose Lindsey: Don't feel overwhelmed, just do one thing at a time.

View Quote Katrina: She's leaving you guys all alone? what about the kids?
Sue Ellen: Kenny'll watch Zack, Melissa'll watch Walter and I'll have Mom's car. I can go to the beach, I can stay out as late as i want to, anything! I'm a free woman.

View Quote Mom: Zach. Put it back, right now. If you need money, ask me first.
Zach: Okay then, can I have ten dollars?
Mom: Forget it.

View Quote Melissa: How come you gotta go?
Mom: Because, I've had a very rough 37 years and I need a break.
Melissa: You swore you'd sign me up for baseball.
Mom: Little League will still be there next year.
Melissa: So will Australia, I wish Dad were around.
Mom: No you don't.

View Quote Mom: Why did you leave your dishes in the sink, for me?
Sue Ellen: God, you take these things so personally.

View Quote Friend: Isn't your mom like leaving for months?
Kenny: Oh, you're right. BYE MOM, HAVE A BLAST!

View Quote Mom: Melissa, want to get down from there?
Melissa: No.
Mom: Get down from there.

View Quote Sue Ellen: Why are you guys wearing name tags?
Walter: She says she has trouble remembering things.
Melissa: We're supposed to wear them at all times, and she's getting us up at the butt crack of dawn to tidy up the garage.