Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood

Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood quotes

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Dashiki
Grandma
Loc Dog
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Ashtray: Loc Dog was America's worst nightmare, raised in a house with three generations of hopelessness, poverty... and profanity.
Loc Dog's Mom: Loc Dogg, turn that loud ass motha****in music down, you wakin up the ****in babies, motha****a. This still my motha****in house, motha****a...
Loc Dog's Mom: Who tha **** is that on my porch?


Ashtray! You little bitch ass mother****er! Come over here and give your grandma a hug!

Ashtray's Mother: Tray, I don't want you hangin' out in the streets. I want you to finish school, 'cause without an education the only kind of work you're gonna get is sellin' drugs, pimpin' women, or workin' security for Eddie Murphy.

[Ashtray and Dashiki are having foreplay on the kitchen floor. Ashtray gets a hot dog out of the fridge and starts rubbing it on Dashiki's face. She sees what it is and takes it from him] Huh uh, fool. That's the baby's lunch.

[repeated line] Mailman: Message!

Al Dog: Five dollaz bustur!

[during job interview] Recruiter: Well, I see your hobbies include "drinkin', smokin' weed, and all kinds of ill shit."

Korean Woman: [Ashtray is looking at something while the racist Korean woman nervously dusts wine bottles] Hurry up and buy.

Ashtray: So, will I see you again?
Ashtray's Mother: Sorry, baby: you know there ain't no positive black females in these movies.

[After his friend died because he smoked a powerful joint] Yo, pass that shit!

Well, I can see how a pretty little woman like yourself can make a man a little sick- I mean, nervous!

[after Ashtray hits her] You still hit like a bitch, mother****er.

Doo Rag: What's up with them hoes tonight?

[smoking a blunt] [shouts] Damn! This is some good shit.