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Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood

Don't Be A Menace To South Central While Drinking Your Juice In The Hood quotes

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Dashiki
Grandma
Loc Dog
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View Quote "The Dog" don't bite... unless ya ask.
View Quote Ashtray: Hey, Preach, what up n***a?
Preach: Y'all need to stop using the word n***a. You see, it's terms like the word n***athat the white man uses to take away the self esteem of another race.
Ashtray: Word.
Preach: Oh yeah, remind me to pick my laundry up from that c***k mother****er up the street.
View Quote Ashtray: Loc Dog was America's worst nightmare, raised in a house with three generations of hopelessness, poverty... and profanity.
Loc Dog's Mom: Loc Dogg, turn that loud ass motha****in music down, you wakin up the ****in babies, motha****a. This still my motha****in house, motha****a...
Loc Dog's Mom: Who tha **** is that on my porch?
View Quote Ashtray: Oooh, girl, you so tight!
Dashiki: Wrong hole, fool!
View Quote Ashtray: So, will I see you again?
Ashtray's Mother: Sorry, baby: you know there ain't no positive black females in these movies.
View Quote Ashtray: We didn't even do nothing.
Officer Self Hatred: What? You think you tough?
[pulls gun on Ashtray]
Officer Self Hatred: You ain't so tough now, little ***ga. I hate your black bas****, you *stink*! I hate your black skin. I hate your black pants. I hate black pepper. I hate black keys on a piano. I hate my gums, because they're black. I hate Whoopi Goldberg's *lips*. I hate the back of Forrest Whittaker's neck. Huh? Most of all, I hate that black-ass Wesley Snipes.
View Quote Dashiki: Now kids, what do we say to a man that Mommy just met?
Kids: Are you my daddy?
View Quote Loc Dog: Either they don't know, don't show, or don't care about being a menace to South Central while drinking your juice in the hood. That's what it's all about. That's what it's all about.
Mailman: The **** is he talking 'bout?
View Quote Loc Dog: How much for this candy bar?
Korean Woman: Das five dala!
Loc Dog: Five dollars? Damn! I better get some sucky-sucky with that!
View Quote Loc Dog: I told her I don't want to be on welfare my whole life, you know what i'm sayin'. Hey for real n***a I got bigger and better plans, you know what i'm sayin'. Figured I'd get me a job at the post office, you know, maybe at a bank. You know what I'm saying."
Ashtray: "That's all good, man."
Loc Dog: "Work real hard. Work my way up to manager."
Ashtray: "We need more black people like this."
Loc Dog: "You know what I'm saying? Learn the system a little bit. Then I'll rob that [pulls out a pistol an ****s it] mother****er blind. Break all yallselves.
View Quote Preach: I'm just tryin' to do to white girls what the white man's been doin' to us for 400 years.
Crazy Legs: Yeah, what's that?
Preach: **** 'em.
View Quote Al Dog: Five dollaz bustur!
View Quote Ashtray! You little bitch ass mother****er! Come over here and give your grandma a hug!
View Quote Ashtray's cellmate: If you hit a man, in time his wounds will heal. If you steal from a man, you can replace what you've stolen. But always cross in the green, never in between. Because the honorable Elijah Muhammed Ali floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee. And always remember my brother, one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish, knick knack, paddy whack, give a dog a bone, two thousand, zero, zero, party, oops! Out of time, my bacon smellin' fine.
View Quote Ashtray's Mother: Tray, I don't want you hangin' out in the streets. I want you to finish school, 'cause without an education the only kind of work you're gonna get is sellin' drugs, pimpin' women, or workin' security for Eddie Murphy.