Donnie Darko quotes

59 total quotes

Donnie Darko
Extended & Deleted Scenes
Frank

Gretchen Ross
Karen Pomeroy
Kitty Farmer
Multiple Characters

View Quote "No duh" is a product of fear.

View Quote Dr. Lilian Thurman: If this world were to end, there would only be you... and him... and no one else.

View Quote Sherita Chen: Chut up!

View Quote Donnie: Well look, um... uh... you wanna go with me?
Gretchen: Where do you wanna go?
Donnie: No, I mean like go with me, like you know... like, that's what we call it here... going together...
Gretchen: Sure
[pauses for a moment, turns and walks away]
Donnie: Ok-hey where're you going?
Gretchen: I'm going home.

View Quote Donnie: Frank, when's this gonna stop?
Frank: You should already know that.

View Quote Donnie: I made a new friend today.
Dr. Lilian Thurman: Real or imaginary?
Donnie: Imaginary.

View Quote Eddie: That damn airline better not **** us on the shingle match.

View Quote Donnie: How's it feel to have a wacko for a son?
Rose Darko: It feels wonderful.

View Quote He asked me to forcibly insert the lifeline exercise card into my anus!

View Quote This famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words in all of history, that "cellar door" is the most beautiful.

View Quote Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?

View Quote What if you could go back in time, and take all those hours of pain and darkness and replace them with something better?

View Quote [to Cunningham] And I'm afraid, really afraid... really afraid but I... I think you're the ****ing Antichrist.

View Quote Samantha Darko: Why do I have to sleep with Donnie? He stinks.
Donnie: When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face.

View Quote Not only am I a teacher, but I am also the mother of a Middlesex child. Therefore, I am the only person here who transcends the parent-teacher bridge.