Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story quotes

88 total quotes (ID: 167)

Dwight
Patches O'Houlihan
Pepper
Peter La Fleur
Steve the Pirate
White Goodman


We are the Globo Gym Purple Cobras, and we will, we will, rock you!


You're going down, La Fleur! You're going down like a sweet muffin!

Are ready for the.. HURRICANE!

We're sweating like grease monkeys out here, I can't hold onto a ball!

You and your lovable band of losers have already lost!

What? You like it it those freaks in loser town? [Kate says "They're not freaks, they're people, just like you and me"] Ha, ha, people just like you and me? That's what I love about you Kate, you've got a personality"!

I've got some great news, you're fired! Yeh, I told the bank you were stealing and drinking on the job, and they bought it! Can you believe it?!

Differences? You slept with three of my female trainers!

Donde Esta La Biblioteca, Pedro?

I ain't crazy, and I ain't a guy! I'm Patches O'Houlihan, and I'm your new coach.

[When questioned on learning how to dodge balls] That's what this sack of wrenches is for. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! [Throws wrench at Justin, hitting him square in the face] Any other questions?

If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball!

Just remember the five D's of dodgeball: Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive and... Dodge.

Holy hell son, you're about as useful as a ****-flavoured lollipop!

Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No! But I do it anyway, cause it's sterile and I like the taste.