Dirty Shame, A

Dirty Shame, A quotes

24 total quotes (ID: 164)

Big Ethel
Multiple Characters
Ray Ray

I read in the paper the other day that the average married couple has sex over 100 times a year! That's a lie, people would be raw if that was true!

I've got a hard-on of gold, and my tongue is on fire.

We got blatant homosexuals shopping right in our store. They eat life you know. Sperm!


Help me to keep my sexual sobriety!


My pussy's on fire!

I'm going to call the postmaster general — if he's not whacking off! — and report your potty mouth!

I'm just Sylvia Stickles, I'm a horny woman with a head injury.