Dirty Shame, A quotes

24 total quotes

View Quote Betty: Don't you find it funny that every man in this neighborhood has a penis? [giggles]
Vaughn: Well, not really, Betty.

View Quote I've got a hard-on of gold, and my tongue is on fire.

View Quote mean?!

View Quote We got blatant homosexuals shopping right in our store. They eat life you know. Sperm!

View Quote I'm just Sylvia Stickles, I'm a horny woman with a head injury.

View Quote I read in the paper the other day that the average married couple has sex over 100 times a year! That's a lie, people would be raw if that was true!

View Quote I'm going to call the postmaster general — if he's not whacking off! — and report your potty mouth!

View Quote My pussy's on fire!

View Quote Help me to keep my sexual sobriety!