Dirty Shame, A quotes
24 total quotesRay Ray
Sylvia
Vaughn
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Can't you see I'm cooking scrapple!
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My pussy's on fire!
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PINK STEEL!
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I'm just Sylvia Stickles, I'm a horny woman with a head injury.
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Help me to keep my sexual sobriety!
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A concussion is a terrible thing to waste.
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I've got a hard-on of gold, and my tongue is on fire.
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A man has needs, Sylvia! Marital needs!
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We got blatant homosexuals shopping right in our store. They eat life you know. Sperm!
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Did you see those new neighbours moving in? Grown men with hairy legs prancing around half-naked? "We're bears." What the hell is that supposed to
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mean?!
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Filthy little hedges, growing all dirty! Makes me sick!
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I read in the paper the other day that the average married couple has sex over 100 times a year! That's a lie, people would be raw if that was true!
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I'm going to call the postmaster general — if he's not whacking off! — and report your potty mouth!
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Decency Rally Attendant: Look, I'm not a prude, I'm married to an Italian.
Old Woman: I seen you, Sylvia Stickles. Showin your pewbic patch to the bus driver! You should move downtown where you belong, ya whore!
Cow Patty: [upon seeing Big Ethel] Wow, a tranny bear!
Doctor: Sylvia, you have what is known as a runaway vagina.
Paige: Admit to God you are a whore. Make a list of all the people you've ****ed, and apologize to their parents.
Dora: All this yelling's giving me a Swedish headache. You know what I mean? Horny! Nothing wrong with beating the beaver once in a while.
Caprice: Let my mother's pussy be!
Sex Addicts Group: HALT! Horny! Anal! Lustful! TITTIES!
Old Woman: I seen you, Sylvia Stickles. Showin your pewbic patch to the bus driver! You should move downtown where you belong, ya whore!
Cow Patty: [upon seeing Big Ethel] Wow, a tranny bear!
Doctor: Sylvia, you have what is known as a runaway vagina.
Paige: Admit to God you are a whore. Make a list of all the people you've ****ed, and apologize to their parents.
Dora: All this yelling's giving me a Swedish headache. You know what I mean? Horny! Nothing wrong with beating the beaver once in a while.
Caprice: Let my mother's pussy be!
Sex Addicts Group: HALT! Horny! Anal! Lustful! TITTIES!