Dirty Shame, A quotes

View Quote Can't you see I'm cooking scrapple!

View Quote My pussy's on fire!

View Quote PINK STEEL!

View Quote I'm just Sylvia Stickles, I'm a horny woman with a head injury.

View Quote Help me to keep my sexual sobriety!

View Quote A concussion is a terrible thing to waste.

View Quote I've got a hard-on of gold, and my tongue is on fire.

View Quote A man has needs, Sylvia! Marital needs!

View Quote We got blatant homosexuals shopping right in our store. They eat life you know. Sperm!

View Quote Did you see those new neighbours moving in? Grown men with hairy legs prancing around half-naked? "We're bears." What the hell is that supposed to

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View Quote Filthy little hedges, growing all dirty! Makes me sick!

View Quote I read in the paper the other day that the average married couple has sex over 100 times a year! That's a lie, people would be raw if that was true!

View Quote I'm going to call the postmaster general — if he's not whacking off! — and report your potty mouth!

View Quote Decency Rally Attendant: Look, I'm not a prude, I'm married to an Italian.
Old Woman: I seen you, Sylvia Stickles. Showin your pewbic patch to the bus driver! You should move downtown where you belong, ya whore!
Cow Patty: [upon seeing Big Ethel] Wow, a tranny bear!
Doctor: Sylvia, you have what is known as a runaway vagina.
Paige: Admit to God you are a whore. Make a list of all the people you've ****ed, and apologize to their parents.
Dora: All this yelling's giving me a Swedish headache. You know what I mean? Horny! Nothing wrong with beating the beaver once in a while.
Caprice: Let my mother's pussy be!
Sex Addicts Group: HALT! Horny! Anal! Lustful! TITTIES!