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Okay, we got horseshoes on the south lawn in 15 minutes! We've got splish-splash the water class down by the lake. We have the still life art class. We got volleyball and croquet. And for you older folks, we got sacks!

I finally found a girl exactly like my mother. Acts like, dresses like her. So I brought her home. My father doesn't like her! Go figure!

My God, it's Cleopatra. I feel like such an asp.

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