Die Hard

Die Hard quotes

60 total quotes (ID: 161)

Hans Gruber
John McClane
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Hans: This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.
John: That was Gary Cooper, asshole.


Holly: After all your posturing, all your speeches, you're nothing but a common thief.
Hans: I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. McClane. And since I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite.

Special Agent Johnson: Just like ****in' Saigon ain't it, Slick?
Agent Johnson: I was in junior high, dickhead.

Hans: Now, you can break the code...?
Theo: You didn't bring me along for my charming personality

Hans: Attention, Cowboy. Attention. Or should I call you Mr. McClane? Mr. Officer John McClane of the New York Police Department?
John: Sister Teresa called me Mr. McClane in the Third Grade. My friends call me John... and you're neither, shithead.

Ginny: Woah. That guy looks really pissed.
Holly: He's still alive.
Ginny: What?
Holly: Only John can drive somebody that crazy.

John: Is the building on fire?
Al: No, but it's gonna need a paint job and a shit load of screen doors.

Hans: You an American?
John: Only if New Jersey counts.

Dwayne: I got a hundred people down here and they're all covered in glass.
John: Glass? Who gives a shit about glass? Who the **** is this?
Dwayne: This is Deputy Chief Dwayne T. Robinson, and I am in charge here.
John: Oh you're in charge? Well I got news for you *Dwayne*, from up here it doesn't look like you're in charge of jack shit.
Dwayne: You listen to me you little asshole—!
John: Asshole? I'm not the one who just got butt-****ed on national TV, Dwayne!

Dwayne: The FBI is here, now?
Cop: Yes, sir, right over there.
Al: Want a breath mint?

Hans: The following people are to be released from their captors : In Northern Ireland, the seven members of the New Provo Front. In Canada, the five imprisoned leaders of Libert? de Quebec... In Sri Lanka, the nine members of the Asian Dawn movement...
Karl: Asian Dawn Movement?
Hans: I read about them in Time magazine.

Gail Wallens: Dr. Hasseldorf, what can we expect in the next few hours?
Dr. Hasseldorf: Well, Gail, by this time the hostages will be going through the early stages of the Helsinki Syndrome.
Harvey Johnson: As in Helsinki, Sweden?
Dr. Hasseldorf: Finland.

John: Drop it, dickhead. It's the police.
Tony: [calmly] You're not going to hurt me.
John: Oh, yeah? Why not?
Tony: Because you're a policeman. There are rules for policemen.
John: Yeah. That's what my captain keeps telling me.

John: You would have made a pretty good cowboy yourself, Hans.
Hans: What was it you said to me earlier? "Yippie-kay-yay, mother****er."

[Last lines]
John: Merry Christmas, Argyle.
Argyle: Merry Christmas. [To himself] Man, if this is their idea of Christmas, I gotta be here for New Year's!