Die Hard quotes

60 total quotes

Hans Gruber
John McClane
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View Quote Yippee-ki-yay, mother****er.

View Quote [in response to dispatch telling McClane that the line is reserved for emergency calls only] "No ****ing shit, lady, does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"

View Quote [Holding Karl in a headlock while beating him] I'm gonna kill you, I'm gonna ****in' cook you, and I'm gonna ****in' eat you!

View Quote What was it you said to me? Yippy-ki-yay, mother****er...

View Quote Karl... hunt that little shit down and get those detonators.

View Quote [As the vault doors begin to open, courtesy of the electricity being cut off] You ask for miracles, Theo: I give you the F...B...I.

View Quote Dwayne: [Watching as FBI helicopter is destroyed] We're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.

View Quote Drop it, dickhead!

View Quote [to himself] Why the **** didn't you stop them, John? Because then you'd be dead, too, asshole!

View Quote [Stealing dead terrorist's shoes] Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

View Quote [Recalling his wife's invitation as he crawls through a narrow ventilation shaft] "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...Now I know what a TV dinner feels like."

View Quote I got invited to the Christmas party by mistake. Who knew?

View Quote [About to jump off the edge of the roof with the fire hose tiedaround his waist] I promise I will never even think about going up in a tall building again. Oh, God. Please don't let me die.

View Quote Take this under advisement, jerkweed.

View Quote [After he shoots Hans] Happy trails, Hans.