Die Hard

Die Hard quotes

60 total quotes (ID: 161)

Hans Gruber
John McClane
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[About to jump off the edge of the roof with the fire hose tiedaround his waist] I promise I will never even think about going up in a tall building again. Oh, God. Please don't let me die.


[After he dumps the body of a terrorist on Sgt. Al Powell's police car] Welcome to the party, pal.

[After he shoots Hans] Happy trails, Hans.

[As he pushes a chair loaded with plastic explosives into the elevator shaft] Geronimo, mother****er!

[As the vault doors begin to open, courtesy of the electricity being cut off] You ask for miracles, Theo: I give you the F...B...I.

[During the fight with Karl] You should have heard your brother squeal when I broke his ****in' neck!

[Holding Karl in a headlock while beating him] I'm gonna kill you, I'm gonna ****in' cook you, and I'm gonna ****in' eat you!

[in response to dispatch telling McClane that the line is reserved for emergency calls only] "No ****ing shit, lady, does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"

[Reading what McClane wrote on the dead terrorist's shirt] Now I have a machine gun. Ho... ho... ho.

[Recalling his wife's invitation as he crawls through a narrow ventilation shaft] "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...Now I know what a TV dinner feels like."

[Stealing dead terrorist's shoes] Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

[to himself] Why the **** didn't you stop them, John? Because then you'd be dead, too, asshole!

[to hostages] I wanted this to be professional. Efficient, adult, cooperative, not a lot to ask. Alas, your Mr. Takagi did not see it that way, so he won't be joining us for the rest of his life.

[to Joseph Takagi] Nice suit. John Phillips, London. I have two myself. Rumor has it Arafat buys his there.

[tying a firehose around his waist] Oh, John, what the **** are you doing? How the **** did you get into this shit?