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The Devil's Rejects

The Devil's Rejects quotes

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Baby
Captain Spaulding
Otis B. Driftwood
Sheriff John Quincy Wydell




View Quote As God is my witness, I have only just begun.
View Quote Hey, if you got a problem with my timeframe, son. You'd best spit it out right now.
View Quote Ha, that's what they all say "**** you". Well it ain't gonna save you. It don't scare me none. And it certainly doesn't make you a ****in' hero!
View Quote You want to see what happens to heroes boy? You want to see bad ass mother****er! I'll show ya badass!
View Quote [Baby is dancing in front of Otis and the hostages]:Baby:[Repeated] Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at the these. Otis: Hoss, are you staring at my sister thinking bad thoughts?
Roy: No,
Otis: Well why not, are you a ****?
Roy: No,
Otis: Well what then? I mean you got this hot, young piece of ass shaking your shit in front of you and you're not getting any ideas. What do you call that?
Roy: I'm a married man.
Otis: Oh, a married ****in' man. Hey that's just great! Why don't we all give a big round of applause for the married man!
[He and Baby clap and laugh] Otis: Okay mama, get up here.
Gloria: What,
Otis: Get on your feet. I want to know what's been keeping the married man in line all these years.
Adam Banjo: Please, mister. This is insane.
Otis B. Driftwood: Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant ****in' Mark Twain shit. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.
View Quote Candy: What you lookin' at? Otis B. Driftwood: I'm lookin' at you, mama. Candy: Yeah, you see something you like? Otis B. Driftwood: Maybe. I set my standards pretty low, so I'm never disappointed. Candy: Oh I don't disappoint.
View Quote [Substituting marijuana for cocaine] Well, any port in a ****ing storm.
View Quote [To Charlie's top earning girl] "Baby I set my standards pretty low, so I'm never disappointed."
View Quote [While Wydell talks about his dead brother during torture] Yeah I remember him. Stupid **** just like you. All I had to do was point him in a direction and there he went. Officer Wy-****in'-dell to the rescue.
View Quote **** you, will you just pay attention to the business at hand here?
View Quote Gentlemen, let's do what God made us to do!
View Quote [after Mother Firefly taunts him about killing his brother] Now you listen to me whore, and you listen good. I am gonna kill every member of your family! I'm gonna hunt them down and I'm gonna skin em' alive! They are going to feel the pain and suffering of every last victim! And when they're on their knees begging me for mercy all they're gonna get is pain, pain and death!
View Quote Stop? Bitch I have just started.
View Quote Son what we are doing here today is what the good Lord would refer to as a cleansing of the wicked. And what my brother George, God rest his soul, used to call a hundred percent Alabama asskicking.
View Quote Holy shit, check out that jacket.