The Devil's Rejects

The Devil's Rejects quotes

44 total quotes (ID: 1024)

Captain Spaulding
Otis B. Driftwood
Sheriff John Quincy Wydell

Hey, if you got a problem with my timeframe, son. You'd best spit it out right now.

Well if you let me finish, I was about to call you goddamned pig ****ing, pussy piece of shit.

[Confronted by Wydell] If you're gonna start the killing, you'd best start it right here. Make sure I'm all the way dead, cause I will come back and make you my bitch [Wydell shoots him]

You want to see what happens to heroes boy? You want to see bad ass mother****er! I'll show ya badass!

Gentlemen, let's do what God made us to do!

Well come on make your move Whitey! Two hits: I hit you and your dick hits the ****in' dirt.

Daddy grab that bitch!

**** you, will you just pay attention to the business at hand here?

[Baby is dancing in front of Otis and the hostages]:Baby:[Repeated] Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at the these. Otis: Hoss, are you staring at my sister thinking bad thoughts?
Roy: No,
Otis: Well why not, are you a ****?
Roy: No,
Otis: Well what then? I mean you got this hot, young piece of ass shaking your shit in front of you and you're not getting any ideas. What do you call that?
Roy: I'm a married man.
Otis: Oh, a married ****in' man. Hey that's just great! Why don't we all give a big round of applause for the married man!
[He and Baby clap and laugh] Otis: Okay mama, get up here.
Gloria: What,
Otis: Get on your feet. I want to know what's been keeping the married man in line all these years.
Adam Banjo: Please, mister. This is insane.
Otis B. Driftwood: Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant ****in' Mark Twain shit. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.

Holy shit, check out that jacket.

Hey, you just be careful, or maybe you get stepped on like a roach.

[To Charlie's top earning girl] "Baby I set my standards pretty low, so I'm never disappointed."

[after Mother Firefly taunts him about killing his brother] Now you listen to me whore, and you listen good. I am gonna kill every member of your family! I'm gonna hunt them down and I'm gonna skin em' alive! They are going to feel the pain and suffering of every last victim! And when they're on their knees begging me for mercy all they're gonna get is pain, pain and death!

Son if you ever say another derogatory word about Elvis Aaron Presley I WILL KICK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU!

Son what we are doing here today is what the good Lord would refer to as a cleansing of the wicked. And what my brother George, God rest his soul, used to call a hundred percent Alabama asskicking.