The Devil's Advocate

The Devil's Advocate quotes

38 total quotes (ID: 159)

Alice Lomax
John Milton
Kevin Lomax


John Milton: Are we negotiating?
Kevin Lomax: Always.
John Milton: YEAH!!!!!


Kevin Lomax: What are you?
John Milton: Oh, I have so many names.
Kevin Lomax: Satan.
John Milton: Call me Dad.

I'm the hand up Mona Lisa's skirt. I'm a surprise, Kevin. They don't see me coming: that's what you're missing.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I know you've spent all morning listening to Mr. Broygo talk; I know you're hungry; what I need to tell you won't take very long at all. I don't like Alexander Cullen. I don't think he's a nice person. I don't expect you to like him. He's been a terrible husband to all three of his wives; he's been a destructive force in the lives of his stepchildren; he's cheated the city, his partners, his employees... So I don't like him. I'm going to tell you some things during the course of this trial that are going to make you like him even less. But this isn't a popularity contest; it's a murder trial.

Kevin Lomax: Lose? I don't lose! I win! I'm a lawyer, that's my job, that's what I do!
John Milton: I rest my case.

John Milton: What about you? Your family, you gotta miss 'em.
[Mary Ann shakes her head no.]
John Milton: No?
Mary Ann Lomax: I told Kevin the only thing worse than not having a father was having mine.
John Milton: I can relate. I can, believe me.

Kevin Lomax: Are we negotiating?
John Milton: Always.

Kevin Lomax: In the Bible you lose. We're destined to lose, Dad.
John Milton: Well consider the source, son.

Kevin Lomax: It's a test right?
Pam: Isn't everything?

[In Milton's Penthouse...]
Kevin Lomax: [quietly] Is there more to it?
Eddie Barzoon: Just this room.
Kevin Lomax: And a bedroom?
Eddie Barzoon: No bedroom.
Kevin Lomax: Where does he sleep?
Eddie Barzoon: Who said he sleeps?
Kevin Lomax: Where does he ****?
John Milton: [coming up to them] Everywhere.

Guilt is like a bag of ****in' bricks. All ya gotta do is set it down.

Who, in their right mind Kevin, could possibly deny the twentieth century was entirely mine?

Free will. It's like butterfly wings: once touched, they never get off the ground. No, I only set the stage. You pull your own strings.

Vanity, definitely my favorite sin.

Law is the ultimate backstage pass. There are now more students in law schools than lawyers walking the streets.