The Devil's Advocate quotes

View Quote John Milton: Are we treating you good?
Kevin Lomax: Yeah, everything's been great.
John Milton: We kill you with kindness, that's our secret.

View Quote John Milton: Are we negotiating?
Kevin Lomax: Always.
John Milton: YEAH!!!!!

View Quote There's this beautiful girl just ****ed me forty ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just ****ed her. Little ol' me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"

View Quote Kevin Lomax: In the Bible you lose. We're destined to lose, Dad.
John Milton: Well consider the source, son.

View Quote John Milton: Your vanity is well-placed. Your son will sit at the head of all tables.
Kevin Lomax: The Anti-Christ?
John Milton:[laughing] Whatever....

View Quote Kevin Lomax: What are you?
John Milton: Oh, I have so many names.
Kevin Lomax: Satan.
John Milton: Call me Dad.

View Quote John Milton: What about you? Your family, you gotta miss 'em.
[Mary Ann shakes her head no.]
John Milton: No?
Mary Ann Lomax: I told Kevin the only thing worse than not having a father was having mine.
John Milton: I can relate. I can, believe me.

View Quote Kevin Lomax: Are we negotiating?
John Milton: Always.

View Quote Kevin Lomax: It's a test right?
Pam: Isn't everything?

View Quote Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I know you've spent all morning listening to Mr. Broygo talk; I know you're hungry; what I need to tell you won't take very long at all. I don't like Alexander Cullen. I don't think he's a nice person. I don't expect you to like him. He's been a terrible husband to all three of his wives; he's been a destructive force in the lives of his stepchildren; he's cheated the city, his partners, his employees... So I don't like him. I'm going to tell you some things during the course of this trial that are going to make you like him even less. But this isn't a popularity contest; it's a murder trial.

View Quote Free will. It's like butterfly wings: once touched, they never get off the ground. No, I only set the stage. You pull your own strings.

View Quote Law is the ultimate backstage pass. There are now more students in law schools than lawyers walking the streets.

View Quote Who, in their right mind Kevin, could possibly deny the twentieth century was entirely mine?

View Quote Guilt is like a bag of ****in' bricks. All ya gotta do is set it down.

View Quote Vanity, definitely my favorite sin.