The Devil's Advocate quotes

View Quote Law is the ultimate backstage pass. There are now more students in law schools than lawyers walking the streets.

View Quote Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, ****in' ass off. He's a tight-ass. He's a sadist. He's an absentee landlord. Worship that? Never.

View Quote The worst vice is advice.

View Quote There's this beautiful girl just ****ed me forty ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just ****ed her. Little ol' me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"

View Quote Vanity, definitely my favorite sin.

View Quote Who, in their right mind Kevin, could possibly deny the twentieth century was entirely mine?

View Quote You know what scares me? I quit the case, she gets better, and I hate her for it.

View Quote You're right. I did it all. I let her go.