Desperate Living quotes
31 total quotesOthers
Peggy Gravel
Queen Carlotta
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Oh, that love muscle! Whip it out and show it hard! Oh come on daddy, **** me! Oh grow little inchworm!
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You know I hate nature! Look at those disgusting trees, stealing my oxygen!
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I'm so hungry I could eat cancer!
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I hope you didn't leave no pecker tracks on my gown!
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Seize her and **** her!
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Tell me, is it possible to get me a hydrogen bomb?
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[the children are playing doctor in the nude] Sodomites! Caught right in a sex orgy! You dirty filthy...! Is that what you learned in private school?! Nude, nude, nude! You could be pregnant, Beth! And as for you, I never thought you would rape your own SISTER! Oh God, the children are having SEX!
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[the phone rings] Hello? What number are you calling? You've dialed the wrong number! SORRY? What good is that? How can you ever repay the 30 seconds you have STOLEN FROM MY LIFE! I hate you, your husband, your children and your relatives!
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You're just like the rest of the common ****s in this town!
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That little MF!
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Now I won't have any organs! It'll be like having a Barbie doll crotch!
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[talking to her breasts] Hi big boys! I bet you didn't know Mommy won the Maryland lottery, yes! I'm going to be buying you lots of new push-up bras, so get ready for your new home! Things are going to be looking up for you two!
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I'm going to BLOW YOUR BOWELS OUT!
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Take them to our ugly expert, and give them a complete overhaul!
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[comes into the room wielding a broom] Back off, asshole!