The Departed quotes

79 total quotes

Ellerby
Frank Costello
Multiple Characters

View Quote In this archdiocese, God don't run the bingo.

View Quote Mr. French: Hey, **** head, that's Jackie's nephew.
Man Glassed in Bar: Oh--
Mr. French: What? "Oh", ****ing what? [punches out the man at the bar]

View Quote Queenan: Congratulations on passing the detectives' exam, and welcome to the Special Investigation Unit.
Dignam: Whoop-de-****in'-do.

View Quote Madolyn: Here, this is my card.
Sullivan: Nah, I don't need that. I'm a detective. I'll find you.
[elevator door begins to close; Colin reaches out]
Sullivan: No, I'm just kidding, I need the card.

View Quote Don't laugh! This ain't reality TV!

View Quote You get your period yet, Carmen?

View Quote She fell funny!

View Quote Hey asshole, he can't help you! I know what you are, okay? I know what you are and I know what you are not. I'm the best friend you have on the face of this earth, and I'm gonna help you understand something, you punk. You're no ****in' cop!

View Quote Lazio: Do you have anyone in with Costello presently?
Dignam: Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe **** yourself.

View Quote [Brown is telling Billy why he signed up for the police]
Brown: So after I finish this course, I'll get a blowjob again!
Costigan: That's great. Your mom sounds like a really great person.
Brown: **** you.

View Quote Whoop-dee-****in'-doo

View Quote One of us had to die. With me, it tends to be the other guy.

View Quote This is unbelivable.Who put the ****in' cameras in this place?

View Quote [Excitedly] Patriot Aaaact! Patriot Aaaact!

View Quote Why don't we meet up, sweetheart? Let me buy you an ice-cream.