The Departed

The Departed quotes

79 total quotes (ID: 158)

Billy Costigan
Colin Sullivan
Frank Costello
Multiple Characters

You got a nice suit at home or do you like coming to work everyday dressed like you're goin' to invade Poland?

**** you, ****in' queers. Firemen gettin' pussy for the first time in the history of fire or pussy. Hey, go save a kitten from a tree, you ****ing homos!

[Last words] Okay.

No ticky, no laundry.

One of us had to die. With me, it tends to be the other guy.

You get your period yet, Carmen?

You want some coke? There it is. Don't come up until you're numb.

In this archdiocese, God don't run the bingo.

Don't laugh! This ain't reality TV!

I'm concerned about a Chinaman, who thinks it's wise to come to a business meeting, carrying automatic weapons. Because in this country, it don't add inches to your dick, you get a life sentence for it.

She fell funny!

My theory on feds is that they're like mushrooms; Feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark. You girls have a good day.

What's a lace curtain mother****er like you doing in the Staties?

I can't wait to wipe that ****ing smirk right off of your face.