The Departed quotes
79 total quotesEllerby
Frank Costello
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You got a nice suit at home or do you like coming to work everyday dressed like you're goin' to invade Poland?
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**** you, ****in' ****s. Firemen gettin' pussy for the first time in the history of fire or pussy. Hey, go save a kitten from a tree, you ****ing homos!
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[Last words] Okay.
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No ticky, no laundry.
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One of us had to die. With me, it tends to be the other guy.
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You get your period yet, Carmen?
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You want some coke? There it is. Don't come up until you're numb.
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In this archdiocese, God don't run the bingo.
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Don't laugh! This ain't reality TV!
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I'm concerned about a ****, who thinks it's wise to come to a business meeting, carrying automatic weapons. Because in this country, it don't add inches to your dick, you get a life sentence for it.
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She fell funny!
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My theory on feds is that they're like mushrooms; Feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark. You girls have a good day.
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What's a lace curtain mother****er like you doing in the Staties?
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I can't wait to wipe that ****ing smirk right off of your face.
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Whoop-dee-****in'-doo