The Departed quotes

View Quote **** you, ****in' ****s. Firemen gettin' pussy for the first time in the history of fire or pussy. Hey, go save a kitten from a tree, you ****ing homos!

View Quote Hey asshole, he can't help you! I know what you are, okay? I know what you are and I know what you are not. I'm the best friend you have on the face of this earth, and I'm gonna help you understand something, you punk. You're no ****in' cop!

View Quote I can't wait to see you explain this one to a ****ing Suffolk County jury you ****ing ****. This is gonna be ****ing fun!

View Quote I can't wait to wipe that ****ing smirk right off of your face.

View Quote I don't want to be a product of my envionment (sic). I want my envionment(sic) to be a product of me. Years ago we had the church. That was only a way of saying - we had each other. The Knights of Columbus were real head-breakers; true guineas. They took over their piece of the city. Twenty years after an Irishman couldn't get a ****ing job, we had the presidency. May he rest in peace. That's what the ****s don't realize. If I got one thing against the black chappies, it's this - no one gives it to you, you have to take it.

View Quote I'm concerned about a ****, who thinks it's wise to come to a business meeting, carrying automatic weapons. Because in this country, it don't add inches to your dick, you get a life sentence for it.

View Quote I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go **** yourself.

View Quote In this archdiocese, God don't run the bingo.

View Quote Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe **** yourself.

View Quote Microprocessors. Yes, those. I don't know what they are, you don't know what they are, who gives a ****. Cash!

View Quote My theory on feds is that they're like mushrooms; Feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark. You girls have a good day.

View Quote No ticky, no laundry.

View Quote One of us had to die. With me, it tends to be the other guy.

View Quote She fell funny!

View Quote There's a leak from the inside! It's real! Smoke him out!