The Departed

The Departed quotes

79 total quotes (ID: 158)

Billy Costigan
Colin Sullivan
Frank Costello
Multiple Characters

**** you, ****in' queers. Firemen gettin' pussy for the first time in the history of fire or pussy. Hey, go save a kitten from a tree, you ****ing homos!

Hey asshole, he can't help you! I know what you are, okay? I know what you are and I know what you are not. I'm the best friend you have on the face of this earth, and I'm gonna help you understand something, you punk. You're no ****in' cop!

I can't wait to see you explain this one to a ****ing Suffolk County jury you ****ing ****. This is gonna be ****ing fun!

I can't wait to wipe that ****ing smirk right off of your face.

I don't want to be a product of my envionment (sic). I want my envionment(sic) to be a product of me. Years ago we had the church. That was only a way of saying - we had each other. The Knights of Columbus were real head-breakers; true guineas. They took over their piece of the city. Twenty years after an Irishman couldn't get a ****ing job, we had the presidency. May he rest in peace. That's what the ****s don't realize. If I got one thing against the black chappies, it's this - no one gives it to you, you have to take it.

I'm concerned about a Chinaman, who thinks it's wise to come to a business meeting, carrying automatic weapons. Because in this country, it don't add inches to your dick, you get a life sentence for it.

I'm gonna go have a smoke right now. You want a smoke? You don't smoke, do ya? What are ya, one of those fitness freaks, huh? Go **** yourself.

In this archdiocese, God don't run the bingo.

Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe **** yourself.

Microprocessors. Yes, those. I don't know what they are, you don't know what they are, who gives a ****. Cash!

My theory on feds is that they're like mushrooms; Feed 'em shit and keep 'em in the dark. You girls have a good day.

No ticky, no laundry.

One of us had to die. With me, it tends to be the other guy.

She fell funny!

There's a leak from the inside! It's real! Smoke him out!