D.E.B.S.

D.E.B.S. quotes

38 total quotes (ID: 1021)

Amy Bradshaw
Lucy Diamond
Others


Lucy: [clutching stomach] I just, I'm feeling really ill. It's my stomach. I, um, I think I have food poisoning.
Ninotchka: Are you blowing me?
Lucy: What?
Ninotchka: Off. Are you blowing me off?


Lucy: [on an awkward blind date] So, you're an assassin.
Ninotchka: Da.
Lucy: How's that work?
Ninotchka: It's mostly freelance.

Lucy: [talking about a girl she met, Amy] Okay, first of all, you are gonna have to swear to me that you are not gonna freak out about this.
Scud: Freak out about what? Why would I freak out?
Lucy: Well, you know, sometimes you can--
Scud: [freaking out] Oh, my God, who is it?

Lucy: Australia's toast.
Scud: What's your beef with the Australians?
Lucy: I don't like their attitude!

Lucy: Come with me. Come on, what do you have to lose?
Amy: Everything.

Lucy: I didn't even want to be a criminal. I wanted to be a pirate.
Amy: [laughs] Pirates are criminals.
Lucy: Oh. Whoops.

Max: [referring to Amy] If you break her heart, I will hunt you down and kill you.
Lucy: [smiles] Deal.

Max: [to Amy] I don't care if you are the Perfect Score.
Janet: [under her breath] Perfect whore!

Max: And what did I say to you the very first day of Academy?
Amy: "That's my bunk, bitch."
Max: Okay, after I said that.

Max: I can't stop thinking about Lucy Diamond.
Janet: [incredulous] You too?

Mrs. Petrie: Annie--
Madeline: Amy.
Mrs. Petrie: Amy, I think you identify with Lucy Diamond. I think she sees your pathos. You've got some dangerous union symbiosis going on. What's that movie with Jodie, and the little dog falls in the well, with the lotion?
Madeline: "Silence of the Lambs".
Mrs. Petrie: You're the lamb, Amy.

Mrs. Petrie: Are you kidding me? We conduct a nationwide manhunt for you and you're boning the suspect? Did you think this was a joke? "Let's divert federal resources and man-hours so I can have my collegiate lesbian fling in style."
Amy: I was doing research.
Mrs. Petrie: I'll bet.

Scud: All right, then. We're going in.
Lucy: What?
Scud: We gots to get her back.

Scud: D.E.B.S. en route, two minutes.
Lucy: Do I look okay?
Scud: [looks annoyed] This is retarded.

Scud: Just promise me you'll be open.
Lucy: Open to what?
Scud: Open to love.