D.E.B.S. quotes

38 total quotes

Amy Bradshaw
Lucy Diamond
Others

View Quote Amy: '[looking at Lucy through binoculars] Wow. Lucy Diamond, she's...
Max: What?
Amy: Real.

View Quote Lucy: [after Amy refuses to go out with her] Why not?
Amy: [still with her weapon trained on Lucy] Like a zillion reasons!
[Lucy kicks the weapon pointed at her away, then snatches it away, and points it at Amy]
Lucy: Now you have to come with me. [giggles]

View Quote Janet: I have the sweater she's wearing, but in taupe.
Amy: Really? Where did you get it?
Janet: Target.
Amy: No way.
Dominique: Silence!
Janet: [whispering] They also have it in teal.

View Quote Lucy: [talking about a girl she met, Amy] Okay, first of all, you are gonna have to swear to me that you are not gonna freak out about this.
Scud: Freak out about what? Why would I freak out?
Lucy: Well, you know, sometimes you can--
Scud: [freaking out] Oh, my God, who is it?

View Quote Janet: [watching Amy and Lucy flirt] Correct me if I'm wrong, but your friend seems to be hitting on my friend.
Scud: You're not wrong.
Janet: Yeah, but my friend's not into that.
Scud: [under breath] Right.

View Quote Janet: [catching Amy and Lucy in a near kiss] Oh, my God! She almost kissed you! You almost let her!
Scud: [smug] You owe me fifty bucks.

View Quote Amy: Nothing happened.
Janet: She was totally going to kiss you. You are so into her!
Amy: I am not!
Janet: You violated a prime directive. Plus, hello, it's a girl. You're so busted!

View Quote Janet: They're calling you a hero, when really you're a slut!
Amy: Shut up!
Janet: [lowers voice] A gay slut!
Amy: I'm not gay!

View Quote Max: [to Amy] I don't care if you are the Perfect Score.
Janet: [under her breath] Perfect whore!

View Quote Max: I can't stop thinking about Lucy Diamond.
Janet: [incredulous] You too?

View Quote Lucy: Come with me. Come on, what do you have to lose?
Amy: Everything.

View Quote Lucy: I didn't even want to be a criminal. I wanted to be a pirate.
Amy: [laughs] Pirates are criminals.
Lucy: Oh. Whoops.

View Quote [Amy fails to unhook Lucy's bra properly during their make-out session]
Lucy: Did you just snap my bra?
Amy: No.
Lucy: Yeah, you did. That hasn't happened to me since sixth grade.
Amy: I was trying to be smooth.

View Quote Mrs. Petrie: Annie--
Madeline: Amy.
Mrs. Petrie: Amy, I think you identify with Lucy Diamond. I think she sees your pathos. You've got some dangerous union symbiosis going on. What's that movie with Jodie, and the little dog falls in the well, with the lotion?
Madeline: "Silence of the Lambs".
Mrs. Petrie: You're the lamb, Amy.

View Quote Mrs. Petrie: Are you kidding me? We conduct a nationwide manhunt for you and you're boning the suspect? Did you think this was a joke? "Let's divert federal resources and man-hours so I can have my collegiate lesbian fling in style."
Amy: I was doing research.
Mrs. Petrie: I'll bet.