Death to Smoochy quotes

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Rainbow Randolph
Sheldon Mopes/Smoochy

View Quote Tommy Kotter: [at a funeral] It's a shame this happened. Okay, now let's go pray and get shit-faced.

View Quote Sheldon: So remember kids, a step-dad is a lot like a new puppy. They need patience and love while they adjust to their new surroundings. But remember - if he is ever abusive to you or mommy, what are the magic numbers?
Kids: 9-1-1!
Sheldon: Thaaaaaaat's right!

View Quote [singing] He slams the door, He stomps his feet, He sends me to bed with zilch to eat. But my step-dad's not mean, he's just adjusting.

View Quote Now I'm not pointing any fingers, Lord knows you start pointing fingers and someone's gonna get poked. And I want you both to know that its not my intention to try and...poke either of you.

View Quote Bastard son of Barney! Die! Die, stuffed ball of fluff! Illegitimate Teletubbie! Die, you Muppet from hell! Die, you foam mother****er!

View Quote You can't change the world but you can make a dent.

View Quote Captain Kangaroo, like Jesus Christ, was someone you could really believe in. With those guys, it wasn't about the bells and whistles and the rickety-rackety; it was all about the work. Especially Jesus.

View Quote Let's face it. Big junkies come from little junkies. We gotta nip this in the bud, Burke!

View Quote [to a baby, after framing Sheldon] Hello, little nipple-nibbler. The rhino's a Nazi!

View Quote When my brothers and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker.

View Quote Even when you're squeaky clean, you can still fall in the mud.

View Quote That fuschia ****! I'm gonna tear him apart, piece by piece!

View Quote [to Sheldon] Bite me, Buddha!

View Quote There are a lot of kids and a lot of junkies out there who are counting on me.

View Quote [to Sheldon] Do not start with your magician's tricks, young Moses! I am Pharaoh! And you are my slave...and this is my kingdom!