Death to Smoochy quotes
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Rainbow Randolph
Sheldon Mopes/Smoochy
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Bartender: I never saw anyone get buzzed off of orange juice.
Sheldon: Let me tell you a secret - if you squirt a little liquid alfalfa in, it's blast-off time.
Sheldon: Let me tell you a secret - if you squirt a little liquid alfalfa in, it's blast-off time.
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Reporter: How does it feel to be the most hated man in America?
Randolph: In this country full of neanderthals, I wear it as a ****ing badge of honor.
Reporter 2: Nora Wells says you have an unhealthy obsession with Mopes.
Randolph: I barely know that bitch, okay? And she's been down on everything but the Titanic. She spreads like cream cheese for Sheldon.
Reporter 3: What about the rumors that you're mentally imbalanced?
Randolph: Who the **** said that?! That's bullshit. I'm not mentally imbalanced. I'm on the same dosage I've always been.
Randolph: In this country full of neanderthals, I wear it as a ****ing badge of honor.
Reporter 2: Nora Wells says you have an unhealthy obsession with Mopes.
Randolph: I barely know that bitch, okay? And she's been down on everything but the Titanic. She spreads like cream cheese for Sheldon.
Reporter 3: What about the rumors that you're mentally imbalanced?
Randolph: Who the **** said that?! That's bullshit. I'm not mentally imbalanced. I'm on the same dosage I've always been.
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[As Randolph and Buggy dangle from a ceiling catwalk]
Randolph: Let go of me you ****ING JUNKIE
[As Buggy loses his grip]
Buggy: I never saw Venice
Randolph: Let go of me you ****ING JUNKIE
[As Buggy loses his grip]
Buggy: I never saw Venice