Dazed and Confused

Dazed and Confused quotes

76 total quotes (ID: 152)

Benny O'Donnell
David Wooderson
Don Dawson
Fred O'Bannion
Mike Newhouse
Multiple Characters
Randall "Pink" Floyd
Ron Slater


Hey, Coach Conrad! Remember me? Second period? Gym class?


Hey, hey, hey, hey, watch the leather, man!

Hey, man. It's quality, not quantity, alright man?

I know you..we had geography together, remember?

I love those redheads!

I never get "shotgun".

I'm just trying to be honest about being a misanthrope.

I'm letting you have shotgun. But I want you to know it's because only 'cuz I'm goin' inside.

If I ever begin to refer to these as the "best years of my life", remind me to kill myself.

Im here man...

It's seems what everybody in this car needs is some good ol' worthwhile visceral experience.

Joint sub-committee on the 50 yard line!

Let me tell you what Melba Toast is packin' right here, alright. We got 4:11 Posi-trac out back, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intake, bored over 30, 11 to 1 pop-up pistons, turbo-jet 390 horsepower. We're talkin' some ****in' muscle.

Look, man, I got it all planned out. Most fights in places like this never get past a punch or two before they're broken up, know what I'm saying? There's almost a natural instinct not to upset the herd. So all I have to do is get in one good punch, play defense and wait.

Man, it's the same bullshit they tried to pull in my day. If it ain't that piece of paper, there's some other choice they're gonna try and make for you. You gotta do what Randall "Pink" Floyd wants to do, man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.