Franklin Nelson quotes

"There are alligators in the sewers! Don't ride my ass about the alligators. I got a friend in Sanitation, okay? He's seen them!"

"She's... hideous. I don't know if its a fungus or some kind of congenital birth defect, but as your attorney in this matter I advise you to take no further action."

"As your attorney in this matter, I advise you to marry the woman immediately."

"Wilson Fisk is in the HIZZY!"

"That place is gonna be crawling with people - rich people! People who pay their legal fees with money, not with fish, or with-with-with wheels of cheese, or with sports supplies! I'm gonna fill you in on a little secret, Matt. This doesn't look like a law office, okay? It looks like the set of goddamn "Sanford and Son". Every time I walk in I'm waiting for Lamont to come down the stairs!"

"Look at me, Matt. I'm a 'plus one'. 'Plus ones' don't get anywhere by themselves. They need somebody to bring them. That's why it's 'plus one'."

"What happens to that lie-detector of yours when it detects your own bullshit? It must really bury the needle, huh?"

"Do you or do you not concede that there are alligators in the sewers? Please answer the question."

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