Cruel Intentions

Cruel Intentions quotes

30 total quotes (ID: 147)

Kathryn Merteuil
Multiple Characters
Sebastian Valmont


Sebastian Valmont: We've done some pretty ****ed up shit in our time but this... I mean, we're destroying an innocent girl. You do realize that?


Sebastian Valmont: I'm sick of sleeping with these insipid Manhattan debutantes. Nothing shocks them anymore.

Sebastian Valmont: E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles.

Sebastian Valmont: You could be a model. It's too bad you're not sexy.

Sebastian Valmont: You AMAZE me.
Kathryn Merteuil: Eat me, Sebastian. It's okay for guys like you and Court to **** everyone but when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I'm the Marcia ****ing Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself. So there's your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. Now tell me are you in, or are you out?

Kathryn Merteuil: Introduce her to your world of sex, drugs and... what else do you do?

Sebastian Valmont: I didn't know it was asshole day at the Valmont house.

Sebastian Valmont: [Letter to Annette] Dear Annette, I don't know what I could possibly say that would rectify the harm I've caused you. The truth of the matter is that being with you was the only time I have ever been happy. My whole life has been a joke. I prided myself on taking joy in others' misery. Well, it finally backfired. I succeed in hurting the first person I ever loved. Enclosed is my most prized possession. My journal. For a long time I considered it my trophy. A sordid collection of my conquests. If you really want to know the truth then please read it. No more lies. Please give me another chance. I'm a wreck without you.

Sebastian Valmont: You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love. Well here it is. Right in front of you, and you're going to turn your back on it. So I guess we're just ****ed. I'll move on. But you are going to have to live the rest of your life knowing that you've turned your back on love. And that makes you a hypocrite. Have a nice life.

Kathryn Merteuil: Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way.

Kathryn Merteuil: She's quite cute, you know. Young, supple breasts, a tight, firm ass... uncharted booty... Be her Captain Picard, Valmont. Boldly go where no man has gone before.

Kathryn Merteuil: I hate it when things don't go my way. It makes me so horny.

Kathryn Merteuil: Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. When I'm through with Cecile, she'll be the premiere tramp of the New York area.

Kathryn Merteuil: You're telling me you had the chance to **** her and you didn't? God, are you a chump.

Kathryn Merteuil: People don't change over night, you and I are two of a kind.